a new study published recently in the journal of the observation of kinetic and existential studies has found that eating two to three medium-sized dark chocolate bars per day greatly increases abdominal muscle tone, reducing the need to exercise in most people. the study, conducted at the university of northwestern alberta in canada, involving more than 19,000 student volunteers over the course of three years, found that muscle strength and tone increased in more than 98% of participants, regardless of age. the effects were most pronounced among women, the study found.
Your really had me going! I was about to post about how I only like dark chocolate and how awesome this news was lol Gotta keep aware of the april fools thing!
(the tiny wrapped dark chocolates)
No wonder my insides feel like the Wet N' Wild slides in Florida 
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Haha I don't think anyone was actually offended. I'm sure Tgoldberry was joking.