Dark Chocolate Found to Flatten Abs

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dark chocolate found to flatten abs

757-114120.jpga new study published recently in the journal of the observation of kinetic and existential studies has found that eating two to three medium-sized dark chocolate bars per day greatly increases abdominal muscle tone, reducing the need to exercise in most people. the study, conducted at the university of northwestern alberta in canada, involving more than 19,000 student volunteers over the course of three years, found that muscle strength and tone increased in more than 98% of participants, regardless of age. the effects were most pronounced among women, the study found.

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Haha I don't think anyone was actually offended. I'm sure Tgoldberry was joking.

Specializes in Geriatrics.

Can you say "April Fools?"

Specializes in Critical Care.

Your really had me going! I was about to post about how I only like dark chocolate and how awesome this news was lol Gotta keep aware of the april fools thing!

Specializes in Critical Care.
the post is not meant to demean or poke fun of anyone with weight troubles, i am 1000% sure if that. it's certainly not meant to be mean.

on a side note, dark chocolate does have isoflavones that are actually very good for you!

i have two dove promises a day :D (the tiny wrapped dark chocolates)

it is very good for you! the 100 cal hershey's special dark is a good option.

Specializes in ICU / PCU / Telemetry / Oncology.
That wasn't dark chocolate, that was EX-LAX! :lol2:

Oh it was? :eek: No wonder my insides feel like the Wet N' Wild slides in Florida :D Clean as a whistle!!

:dancgrp:

I found this post to be extremely mean.

Life's too short to let these small things get to you ... be happy! :yeah:

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