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When you were a child did your parents tell you to "Never swallow your bubble gum because it will ball up in your stomach and you won't digest it for seven years?" Well, I just told my son the same thing. Come on, is this really true or just a myth?
Chewing my hair would give me worms,
swallowed gum would wall up in my stomach,
eatten seeds would grow,
And she was/is a Nurse
What she didn't tell me was...
eating cookie dough makes your hand hurt (smack goes the spoon on the fingers in the bowl)
chewing your toe nails (me to Paprikat) makes your head hurt (smack goes the 'limp finger' on the top of the head)
I told my kids all the same things
Originally posted by Brownms46My father told us that if you ate fish and drank milk it would kill you! And YES I beleive him! One day in senior high on a Firday...as we always had fish ...I ate the fish and drank some milk..
I was terrified the whole day....as I thought I was going to die!!!
!! Geeze !!!
Brownms - my dad told us something similar, only it was fish and ice cream. He swore it was true. I'm still living, so I doubt it - if I get a hankerin for ice cream, doesn't matter what I ate previously. :uhoh21:
Oh sheesh... y'all reminded me of something when you talked about trees growing out of your stomach from eating seeds...
A lady came to the ER with the complaint that she had "a tree growing outta my coot". WEELLLL, upon physical exam it was noted that she had a POTATO in her lady parts. She'd cut the end off, hollowed it out, and was using it as a diaphragm. It had been in for so long it sprouted. Hence, the "tree".
Need I say the smell was terrible??
My mom always said the gum would stick to my ribs... :)
You guys are a riot! Why do our parents do these things to us??
I was told the gum collects in your appendix, and it would burst after only a few pieces. Also told the raw dough story... but I don't care about that one! Licking the bowl is half the reason I make any treats to begin with
Heather
Originally posted by SICU QueenA lady came to the ER with the complaint that she had "a tree growing outta my coot". WEELLLL, upon physical exam it was noted that she had a POTATO in her lady parts. She'd cut the end off, hollowed it out, and was using it as a diaphragm. It had been in for so long it sprouted. Hence, the "tree".
Need I say the smell was terrible??
EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! :imbar
Gross!!! What was that women thinking?!?!?!
Well I gotta say that using it as a diaphram once it sprouts and stinks would definately keep her from getting pregnant!!!!! Of course it will keep her from getting a date too!!!!! :rotfl:
Hooligan
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I also hear that chewing your nails and swallowing the tips would do the same thing. I know...ewwww...kids do some gross stuff. I guess I just thought it was more lady-like than spitting them out!!! :imbarased:
Bean