Black testicles

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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask

over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four

hour, surgical procedure A young student nurse appears to give him a

partial sponge bath.

Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my testicles black?'

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here

to wash your upper body and feet.'

He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?'

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his

testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back

the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his member in one hand and his testicles in

the other, lifting and moving them around.

Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's nothing wrong with

them, Sir !!'

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very

slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very

closely......

A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ?

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Specializes in Aged care.

love it!

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Specializes in med/surg , hospice and oncology.

That's too much!!

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Specializes in LTC.

Saw that one before ! LOL ! I would be so embarrassed.

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Specializes in LTC, SNF, PSYCH, MEDSURG, MR/DD.

thats the funniest thing i have heard all week!!:yeah:

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Ahh. Brought a smile to my face! :D

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:up::up::yeah:
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Specializes in Peds Hem, Onc, Med/Surg.

ROFL.

oh that was great.

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:lol::rotfl::lol:.....that is way to funny!!!!

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LOL this is great. Thanks for sharing!

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:yeah:Lol that was funny

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