August 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

[Joe V]

Attached is an image with a missing caption. Your mission is to provide a caption for it. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite. Poll will be available early next week.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite -

August 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

Congratulations!

and the winner is aTOMicTom ... the cartoon may be viewed at 5 Healthy Reasons to Drink Coffee - Cartoon Contest Winner

[calivianya, BSN, RN]

Oh please. There's not enough coffee in the world for the shift you're about to have.

[sabuRiNa]

"Palpitation from this coffee will kick you alive, ma'am"

[twinkletoes53]

What? You didn't bring me a cup, too?

[canesdukegirl, BSN, RN]

When I said that I would rather have a molten lava enema than to take the next patient, I wasn't being LITERAL.

[TaylorMaidRn]

"Sooo, cutting back on our caffeine, are we?"

[NurseLauren1219]

not....big....enough.....

[Bisco]

"You must have an over sized bladder"

[Lukens]

"Thanks for the coffee but I'm still not trading my chest pain for your detox"

[empyempyempyempy]

Attached is an image with a missing caption. Your mission is to provide a caption for it. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite. Poll will be available early next week.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

"Is that COFFEE or URINE? Well, the smell of that will surely keep us awake throughout this shift. lol."

[LCNurse84]

"8s, 12s, 24s, OH MY!"

[Jay_LPN]

"No, drinking 100 cups of coffee will not stop time for your med pass. I don't care what you saw on TV." (futurama reference)

[OB-nurse2013, BSN, RN]

"This should hold me over for at least the first hour"