August 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

[Joe V]

Attached is an image with a missing caption. Your mission is to provide a caption for it. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite. Poll will be available early next week.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite -

August 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

Congratulations!

and the winner is aTOMicTom ... the cartoon may be viewed at 5 Healthy Reasons to Drink Coffee - Cartoon Contest Winner

[jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B]

The best Nurse Appreciation Week gift EVER!!

[jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B]

Night nurse motto: Walk softly and carry a big mug....

[jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B]

Did you hear we switched to decaf on the unit?

[Brian_G]

Hey John. I hope you brought your catheter too...

[HA_LPN]

A nice cup of coffee is what I need after my triple shifts..

[RNnewbie2014]

You look like you could use some of this.... (in a hurriedly voice), pt. in rm 101 has c.diff! SEE YA!

[Not Your Nurse]

New rules, you have to finish that before starting your shift...

[Not Your Nurse]

I said your patient needs a vent, not a Venti...

[jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B]

"Ah, so I assume you read 'Fueling the Fires of Nursing' by Juan Valdez...."

[Not Your Nurse]

I left a commode bucket by the coffee station, I see you found it.

[Fuzzy]

I've found that this is more effective and easier to carry:

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CAFFEINE Citrate Injection, USP and CAFFEINE Citrate Oral Solution, USP

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[SopranoKris, MSN, RN, NP]

"I'm gonna need a bigger cup to make it through this shift!"