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April 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

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Select your favorite caption(s) for the April 2017 Caption Contest...

  1. 1. Select your favorite caption(s) for the April 2017 Caption Contest...

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      Cold hands, warm heart.
    • 28
      FALL RISK - REDEFINED
    • 33
      I think that covers reflex testing.
    • 60
      SO would you describe your level of pain as "thru the roof?"
    • 34
      Change of shift report: "We got him out of bed this morning."
    • 30
      On the bright side, you opted for the pajama pants and not the gown!
    • 16
      Sir! I said I needed to listen to your heart and lungs, not put in a foley!
    • 21
      This is what the nurse meant when she said their heart rate was through the roof!

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sammi2006 has 5 years experience as a ADN, BSN, RN.

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The latest from Littman. Littman physiology. For when the patient wont get out of bed.

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Oops guess it was too cold after all!

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spotangel has 31 years experience as a MSN, RN and specializes in ED,Tele,Med surg, ADN,outpatient,homecare,LTC,Peds.

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He heard that he finally got a bed one floor down after waiting two days in the ED and the elevator was now out of order!

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Since the hospital beds were so uncomfortable, Joe decided that the ceiling would be a welcome change.

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I am so dang sick of bed placement pushing those ED admits on us.

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Supernrse01 has 18 years experience and specializes in Telemetry, Gastroenterology, School Nrs.

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I tried to tell you that wasn't the button for the call light.

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tining has 26 years experience as a BSN, RN and specializes in School Nurse.

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After the sternum rub the comatose patient was up and at 'em

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Nurse SMS has 9 years experience as a MSN, RN and specializes in Critical Care; Cardiac; Professional Development.

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Assigned to Sir Elton John again....all she could auscultate was "I'm a Rocketman.....burning out this fuse up here alone"

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All I said was you have to get a rectal exam!

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"It was at that moment that Nurse Karen realized she had hooked the patient up to the newly installed helium tubing instead of the oxygen."

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