April 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

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  1. Select your favorite caption(s) for the April 2017 Caption Contest...

    • 24
      Cold hands, warm heart.
    • 28
      FALL RISK - REDEFINED
    • 33
      I think that covers reflex testing.
    • 60
      SO would you describe your level of pain as "thru the roof?"
    • 34
      Change of shift report: "We got him out of bed this morning."
    • 30
      On the bright side, you opted for the pajama pants and not the gown!
    • 16
      Sir! I said I needed to listen to your heart and lungs, not put in a foley!
    • 21
      This is what the nurse meant when she said their heart rate was through the roof!

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Win $100! Participate in our Nursing Caption Contest.

Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon. You may submit as many captions as you wish. After a few weeks, we will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100 prize, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. We will select the Top 8 captions where you (the community) will choose a winner.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share on Facebook and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

Update (April 24)

Top 8 Captions Poll is now available!

Vote for your favorite below...

Update (May 5)

Congratulations scuba nurse!

You won $100! Your entry was selected by the community as the best caption.

Cartoon can be viewed at Cold objects and thermal energy: The Nurse's Explanation.

"But sir, medicare doesn't cover discharges through the roof"

Nurse: "All right Sir, you need to stay in your bed so I can listen to your lung sounds. I promise I am not in possession of any sharp objects to stick you with or tubes to insert through primarily out holes"

Patient: "It's not you I'm hiding from. It's that big doctor. He said he wants to check my prostate. Did you see the size of his hands???!!!"

Now I'm definitely going to have to check your lung sounds. They didn't check for asbestos up there.

Awake, out of bed, reflexes intact!

Patient not able to pay attention to nurse, appeared to be half there.

Doctor, I think the narcan worked!

When admissions said the patient was already in route and probably about half way there, they meant it!

"I said I need to listen to your heart, not fart!"

I guess he can physically go meet his creator just from hearing I'm a new nurse

White coat syndrome

"Trump Wo---nnnn?"

"I am not your ex-wife!!!"

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