April 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

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  1. Select your favorite caption(s) for the April 2017 Caption Contest...

    • 24
      Cold hands, warm heart.
    • 28
      FALL RISK - REDEFINED
    • 33
      I think that covers reflex testing.
    • 60
      SO would you describe your level of pain as "thru the roof?"
    • 34
      Change of shift report: "We got him out of bed this morning."
    • 30
      On the bright side, you opted for the pajama pants and not the gown!
    • 16
      Sir! I said I needed to listen to your heart and lungs, not put in a foley!
    • 21
      This is what the nurse meant when she said their heart rate was through the roof!

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Win $100! Participate in our Nursing Caption Contest.

Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon. You may submit as many captions as you wish. After a few weeks, we will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100 prize, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. We will select the Top 8 captions where you (the community) will choose a winner.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share on Facebook and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

Update (April 24)

Top 8 Captions Poll is now available!

Vote for your favorite below...

Update (May 5)

Congratulations scuba nurse!

You won $100! Your entry was selected by the community as the best caption.

Cartoon can be viewed at Cold objects and thermal energy: The Nurse's Explanation.

When the patient knows you're a new nurse and wants to make your assessment difficult...

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Nurse: "I have no idea how he got up there. I swear!"

Management: "The ER mentioned you whining about how you were going to hit the ceiling if they sent you another confused admit today"

Nurse: "Yes! I was going to hit the ceiling, mentally! Not physically break through it with the patient they were sending!"

Management: "Make sure you make it to the meeting this week so we can reduce the incidence of this occurring in the future".

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You weren't kidding when you said the hospital food was giving you bad gas!!

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I knew you were hypertensive, but geez....

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Specializes in Pediatrics, Women's Health, Education.

"I know you've been here a month! I still have to ask your name and date of birth every time."

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Specializes in Pediatrics, Women's Health, Education.

Marge took a deep breath and silently prayed for maintenance to arrive before the retention enema kicked in.

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What the world! Too much Gas!

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"I know you've been here a month! I still have to ask your name and date of birth every time."

Oh my gah. People can be so hateful.

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"Let me get you something for those muscle spasms."

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Specializes in Pediatrics, Women's Health, Education.
Oh my gah. People can be so hateful.

I'm not sure what you mean...?

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Margaret warned him not to look at the bill until after discharge. Now they'd have to prolong his stay for 'hypertension through the roof.'

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Psych Patient: Let me tell you a little secret. I am actually Superman!

Psych Nurse: Since you can't stop fooling yourself, prove it then Mr. Kent!

Psych Patient: If you say so..... Up, Up, and Away!

:roflmao:

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