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Here is a fun game we used to play way back when our hospital first went to computers.

I will start a story below, then read from the beginning and add a sentence or two to the end. The next person adds a couple more lines and so on. This can make for some very interesting and sometimes downright hilarious stories.

Here goes:

One lonely Saturday night I am sitting at home with "a couple beers" under my belt and decide I want to go out. Not having any money I figure the Emergency Room would be an entertaining place to be. I check in with the complaint of......

bad belly ache! she cried "WHY DID I..............

Specializes in PeriOp, ICU, PICU, NICU.

have to eat it with hotsauce....I should have........

Specializes in Med/Surg.

...had a V8! Now I'm gonna have to...

Specializes in PeriOp, ICU, PICU, NICU.

take some antacid and pray I don't....................

premature birth to my four headed alien baby which...

Specializes in Community Health Nurse.

was delivered by C-section, and immediately rushed to surgery to have three of my alien baby's heads removed because....

Specializes in Education, FP, LNC, Forensics, ED, OB.

They kept drinkin my beer and I couldn't...........

Specializes in Specializes in L/D, newborn, GYN, LTC, Dialysis.

stand it anymore so I began to drink it myself, and puked til someone handed me an emesis basin and......................

stand it anymore so I began to drink it myself, and puked til someone handed me an emesis basin and......................

the rare good looking doctor walked in....lol

its Doug Ross catching up on ER duties

Specializes in PeriOp, ICU, PICU, NICU.

Because he was so behing because............

technology has caught up to him....now he needs

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