Add to the story....

[bassRN]

Here is a fun game we used to play way back when our hospital first went to computers.

I will start a story below, then read from the beginning and add a sentence or two to the end. The next person adds a couple more lines and so on. This can make for some very interesting and sometimes downright hilarious stories.

Here goes:

One lonely Saturday night I am sitting at home with "a couple beers" under my belt and decide I want to go out. Not having any money I figure the Emergency Room would be an entertaining place to be. I check in with the complaint of......

[StuPer]

alcohol induced flatulence, the doctors and nurses seem quite unimpressed with me and ordered..........

[malenurse1]

...cofee enemas until clear. Then they ordered...

[UM Review RN, ASN, RN]

a neurologist, who soon had me following his finger while hopping on one foot all around the cubicle while saying, "I know you've got your left eye closed the way I asked you to." However, I didn't notice--possibly because I had my eye closed--that the neurologist had no stethoscope and no name badge.

At the same time I realized that this was no doctor, I tripped.....

[dragonsfancy]

...and fell flat on my rear, requiring a trip to X-ray where they also found...

[suzy253, RN]

the said missing beer bottle stuck up my bum. They immediately scheduled me....

[RosesrReder, BSN, MSN, RN]

for an emergency rectal removal so that I can................

[dragonsfancy]

...go skydiving with my buddies after we put down a couple of six-packs of beer. After that, I'll...

[prmenrs, RN]

be back to see you. Unfortunately, since I was drunk when I landed, I only broke my..

[Adam D. RN2005]

french fry. But the doctors and nurses then decided that they needed to do...

[suzy253, RN]

a complete psych evaluation where they found that I.....

[watchthis22]

...am as normal as ANYONE who works in the ER! But then they told me...