A monkey could do your job

[HeartsOpenWide, RN]

I was on the phone with a patient the other day. He became upset when I could not give him what he wanted saying, "Come on, a money could do your job!" I asked him, "So when do you replace me?":monkeydance:

I made that up, do you think it is funny?

[prmenrs, RN]

I do. A great example of thinking fast! What did the big jerk, I mean, pt. say?

[suebird3]

hope he didn't go "ape"......

suebird

[PeachPie]

HAHAHA he didn't just walk straight into that one, he ran into it full speed with open arms in a meadow of dasies.

[greatshakes]

love it

[gr8rnpjt, RN]

I had something funny happen to me today. My husband was reading the paper and said I think Missy's (my daughter) MIL put a singles ad in the paper. Does she have 3 sons? I said yes. He read the ad, "divorced white female, large extended family, 3 sons, oldest is a Marine, currently serving in Iraq, lives in San Diego with his wife [my daughter] and the most beautiful baby in the world [my grandchild, too]. Looking for friendship, maybe more."

So after he reads this to me, he is looking at me waiting for my reaction to my daughters mother in law taking out a personal ad. All I could think of to say was, " What are you looking at singles ads for?"

[lpnstudentin2010, LPN]

I had something funny happen to me today. My husband was reading the paper and said I think Missy's (my daughter) MIL put a singles ad in the paper. Does she have 3 sons? I said yes. He read the ad, "divorced white female, large extended family, 3 sons, oldest is a Marine, currently serving in Iraq, lives in San Diego with his wife [my daughter] and the most beautiful baby in the world [my grandchild, too]. Looking for friendship, maybe more."

So after he reads this to me, he is looking at me waiting for my reaction to my daughters mother in law taking out a personal ad. All I could think of to say was, " What are you looking at singles ads for?"

lol :monkeydance: :monkeydance: :monkeydance:

[Marie_LPN, RN, LPN, RN]

Had a doctor tell me that once. I said "Well, the fur would get all over the sterile field, sir, not to mention the language barrier, although he could probably be taught to give the finger when necessary". A lot of laughing at his expense.

(His last day was in January. I actually did a cartwheel down the hall when he left)

[Keepstanding, ASN, RN]

Had a doctor tell me that once. I said "Well, the fur would get all over the sterile field, sir, not to mention the language barrier, although he could probably be taught to give the finger when necessary". A lot of laughing at his expense.

(His last day was in January. I actually did a cartwheel down the hall when he left)

:monkeydance: :monkeydance: :monkeydance: :monkeydance: :monkeydance: :monkeydance: :monkeydance: Too funny Marie !!

LPN 90:jester: