What's the weirdest name you've heard a patient name her baby? - page 344

by teresab_2000

Hi, I was wondering about some of those weird names that you've probably encountered in L&D and PP. I remember when I had my maternity rotation a couple of weeks ago, one of the nurses said she remembers a patient that named her... Read More


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    When threads get this long, people often don't bother to read the entire thing. Wish I had a dollar for every La-a, Shithead, Lemonjello, Orangejello, and Nosmoking in this thread!
    fetch, Libitina, Tarabara, and 2 others like this.
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    "Lyfe Bogarto"

    "Spring Meadow"

    "Rainbow Greeley"

    Absolutely ridiculous!!!!
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    Randomly discussing baby names with the boy...he suggests "Rain." His last name is pronounced "Cool." Yeah, I'm naming our kid Cool, Rain. Not happenin' bud.

    My friends have a "Rocky." For serious.
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    Had one come in through ER named Smokey. They were so impressed that I spelled it right...until the other nurse let it slip that my black Lab had the same name.
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    Had a baby recently by the name 'Dinky.'

    Nope. Wasn't a nickname. It was his on-the-BC given name.
    Apparently it's dad's real name, too.

    Poor kid. He'll be teased.
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    My Grand father's name is Pearle (e is strong). It''s an old name.
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    When I found out what my birth mother was going to name me, I was never so glad to be adopted Onyx Acadia. My name is Sarah now. But I legally changed it to that from Courtney.
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    "Grizzly Bear" This actually happened recently. I also had a mother give her child 7 names
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    My grandma used to do the census when it was door to door. She told me about a lady who named her daughter Female. Pronounced "Phimalay." When asked where she got that name she replied, "The doctor gave it to her when she was born."
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    Recently I had a baby named Astryx who had big brother Spyder at home.


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