What's The Weirdest Name You've Heard A Patient Name Her Baby? - page 103

Hi, I was wondering about some of those weird names that you've probably encountered in L&D and PP. I remember when I had my maternity rotation a couple of weeks ago, one of the nurses said she... Read More

  1. by   Janus Rising
    Whoo!

    Makes me feel better reading this because I always get weird looks when I say my kids' names:

    Forrest Griffin
    Kendyll Ariana

    Pretty normal compared to these :smackingf
  2. by   HappyNurse2005
    Hanibal (hannibal?).
  3. by   mslpn210
    prince george jordan.

    had that one yesterday
  4. by   Seven, RN2b
    I recently worked in CNA clinicals with a "Happy Joy". I thought it was great- and so did she. The name fit her personality -that's for sure!
  5. by   OzNurse69
    My son went to school with a "Twilight Creamer" - that's a porn-star name if I ever heard one!

    At the moment in our NICU we have Scarlett Rain. Hmmm...
  6. by   Seven, RN2b
    [quote=OzNurse69;2076455]My son went to school with a "Twilight Creamer" - that's a porn-star name if I ever heard one!
    I agree!
  7. by   AmericanChai
    A man at my work was named Franko Matic.

    Another man at work was named Phat Dong, which might have been fine in his country of origin, but did not translate well. The boss called him Pat.
  8. by   nrsang97
    I have had Kassim Kassim, Hussein Hussein (both of middle eastern discent). I have had phone calls from Beautiful in the lab, Twinkles from the Detroit News. I had to try hard not to laugh each time. I had another one from a fellow employee the other day but I forgot what it was. I work with a chinese woman whose frist name is Xu but goes by her last name Lifang. I have had male patients with female names. I have had a Tracy, and a Lauren and others. There is a hockey player named Jodi. I went to church with a Sparkle and Sundae. Sundae grew up and had a daughter of her own and carried on the goofy name tradition and named her Blue Azlun Phillip (baby daddy name) Prohpeht (last name). I have heard of others being named Blue,Purple, and other color names. I have taken dance lessons with a girl named Aquanetta, Portia (like the car), Mercedes.
  9. by   schizo_maja
    Twins delivered via C-Section, mom named them CESAR and RYAN

    how appropriate, isn't it?
  10. by   yai J, RN
    I once worked with Tres Belle
    Mom knew a woman named Toaster
    I have a friend named Welcome (no one forgets HER name!)
    I had a friend name her son Caprice
    And a good friend is named Dick Butts
  11. by   yai J, RN
    and I should add that Baxter is not my child, he is my dog!
  12. by   RGN1
    A woman at our hospital called her daughter Liberty Swann
  13. by   ElvishDNP
    Quote from bethem
    There is a country somewhere, I can't remember which one, which has approval over baby names. When the parents register the child, the government can force them to change the child's name if it's something ridiculous or frivolous. I think it might be Denmark. Denmark wanted to bring in a "minimum IQ to breed" program, but it was deemed to be against human rights. I am all in favour, seeing some of the 'parents' I do!
    I have a Finnish friend who says this is the case in Finland. The name-changing bit, I mean. The latter would be nice if it were implemented worldwide.

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