When assessment skills go wrong

  1. 31 Right.

    So today I was waddling out of work after being called out all night and a good chunk of yesterday and my coworkers, bless them, caught me by the elbow and reeled me back into the office to ask about this system issue and that piece of equipment.

    But bit by the bit, the questions began to morph into various repetitive forms of the sentiment, "Are you okay? You don't look well." Including the highlight of one such yipped exclamation of and I quote, "Damn girl! You look like you just lost a fist fight with Ebola!".

    And in spite of my reassurances, I soon found myself on the receiving end of a stethoscope bell and the palpating fingers of a concerned surgeon gingerly checking my lymph nodes in spite of my floundering.

    The finding:

    My makeup had worn off.


    Apparently my natural appearance = someone about to leak blood from their eyes before collapsing in a liquefying, spasming froth.




    Tip your waitresses. Good night!

    ~~CP~~

    P.S.

    If anyone should need me, I will be in my bell tower. Or in the strangely watery depths beneath an opera house bellowing, "Sing my angel of music!".
    Last edit by CheesePotato on Sep 3, '13 : Reason: Go go Gadget can't-spell-for-@#$%!
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    About CheesePotato

    CheesePotato has 'Enough.' year(s) of experience and specializes in 'Sleep medicine,Floor nursing, OR, Trauma'. From 'Down the Rabbit Hole'; Joined Jan '12; Posts: 241; Likes: 2,320. You can follow CheesePotato on Twitter My Website

    21 Comments so far...

  4. Visit  elprup} profile page
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    Good one!
    Esme12 likes this.
  5. Visit  MomaNurse} profile page
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    Awesome! Needed that!
    Esme12 likes this.
  6. Visit  ClearBlueOctoberSky} profile page
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    Thanks, CP. It hasn't been a happy day.
    Esme12 likes this.
  7. Visit  Sun0408} profile page
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    After 12 long hours, this is why I rarely wear makeup.. I look like night of the living dead as it fades LMBO
    nrsang97, Choppaholic26, Esme12, and 2 others like this.
  8. Visit  Blue Roses} profile page
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    I'm the one who looks likea clown WITH make up on. Like a raccon or something. I can never get it right.
    nrsang97, loriangel14, applewhitern, and 1 other like this.
  9. Visit  Student Mom to Three} profile page
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    HAHAHA! Yeah....I never wear make-up. My philosophy is just to keep expectations low!!
  10. Visit  Esme12} profile page
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    ...amen sister! I call it before and after plastic surgery..with a brush...
    Last edit by Esme12 on Sep 5, '13
    all4neuro likes this.
  11. Visit  ahya} profile page
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    before I usually wear make up because it was mandated by the management hut since I transferred institution I never wear make up. A big thanks for the mask XD
  12. Visit  danarooo} profile page
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    That is hilarious. It kills me when after working five back to back 12 hour shifts someone who is aware how much I've worked asks me "you ok, you look tired". Ummmm NOOOOO. I AM TIRED, 60 hrs in 5 days HELLOOOOOOOO.
  13. Visit  Wrench Party} profile page
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    I never wear makeup because I also never get it right, and look like a lady of the night, even without
    heavy lipstick.
    nrsang97 and SoldierNurse22 like this.
  14. Visit  Meriwhen} profile page
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    Thanks for the laugh, CP

    May I recommend Smashbox? The foundation and primer manages to keep me looking human for 12+ hours, which is quite the feat given the rosacea. And the foundation helps keep everything else--should I decide to wear anything else--in place too.
    nrsang97 and GrnTea like this.
  15. Visit  bbble 25} profile page
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    Great post made me smile!


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