What Would Your T-Shirt Say? - page 5

Seen on a T-shirt at work. "Do you want the DOCTOR in charge, or the NURSE who knows what's going on?"... Read More

  1. by   biscuit_007
    My fav t-shirt say"The Man weraing this shirt is a nures, Now Lie down and do everything the nice nurse tells you to do!"
  2. by   betts
    My favorite now is the one my husband had made for me during a low point in my life recently.

    I give what cares and I care what's given...I'm a Healthcare Professional
  3. by   caroladybelle
    Cocks crow - but Hens deliver!

    If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them. (okay, okay I lived in Florida waaaay too long)

    In the this life, you are either the hammer or the nail. So do you want to get hammered or nailed.
  4. by   fedupnurse
    I saw one a couple of years ago:

    "A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle"

    Wish I had bought it at the time!
  5. by   SandyLV
    One phrase I got from my 4-year-old daughter:
    Everybody is sooo cranky!!!
    I am not, I am just a PRINCESS....
  6. by   zudy
    One of my favs that I got in New Orleans, has a picture of an oyster on it and says " SHUCK ME, SUCK ME, EAT ME RAW " Oh, those crazy Cajuns, you gotta luv em!
  7. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Hey, no lie. I had a shirt that said "Eat Me". It was my favorite

    Heather
  8. by   fedupnurse
    One of the cardiologists told me his brother in law (yeah right) went to a gay rodeo and saw a shirt on one of the participants that said F*** me and the horse I rode in on.
  9. by   DelGR
    I like the one a friend of mine has

    MY BLOOD TYPE IS COFFEE
  10. by   betts
    Eagles may soar,but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    (Weasels=Corp.)
  11. by   trishaLVN
    dont blow smoke up my a$$, it'll ruin the autopsy
    ~~gee that looks familiar huh?
    :roll
  12. by   Enabled
    That is so true. It is nursing that gets the patients well. Long before doc orders are written for ambulation after surgery the patients are allready up and sitting in chairs or walking back and forth to the water closet.
  13. by   trishaLVN
    OH, OH, I just remembered one that I saw in New Orleans.......it is addressed to the parents and reads:

    IF U DIDNT WANT ME TO THINK WE'RE RICH, THEN WHY? DID U RAISE ME THIS WAY

    :ROFL
    Trisha

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