Silly random nursing thoughts, one sentence, NO JUDGMENTAL FOLKS ALLOWED

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Rule is: One sentence. Random thought. Silly is great. Funny would rock. If you're going to be judgmental, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD! FUN ONLY HERE!

Fomite is my new favorite word because it sounds like a sandwich spread.

Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

When I was a student; "My instructor said that smelly poop smells like cabbage. If that is what cabbage smelled like, I wouldn't eat any.

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Specializes in LTC, Memory loss, PDN.

"Honey, you're at home. You can touch the pills"

my wife poured some NSAIDS for me the other day

when i was hurting

she poured them into a med cup, handed me the med cup and a glass of water

and stood there to watch me take them :)

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Then there was that time I mistook the "drowsy eye" alcohol warning on the oxycontin bottle for a "winking eye" alcohol suggestion....

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Specializes in Dialysis.

:) :) :) New nurse on the unit, getting kudos from both patients and the Sgt Nurse.

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Specializes in Hospice, corrections, psychiatry, rehab, LTC.

One thing I learned very early as a psychiatric nurse: Not all of the nut cases are on the other side of the desk.

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Specializes in OR, Nursing Professional Development.
One thing I learned very early as a psychiatric nurse: Not all of the nut cases are on the other side of the desk.

You don't even need to work in psych to know that!

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Why is it that lab never calls to tell you that your patient came up VRE positive before you spend an entire shift going in and out of their room? :banghead:

(And why is there no "crawly skin" emoticon?)

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Thank goodness my washing machine is in the first room I step into when coming home.

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Specializes in Emergency Nursing.

(As I wheel out a frequent flyer/ETOH'er/manipulative patient, telling him he can't stay)

Patient: You're cold.

Me: I'm okay with that.

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Specializes in Hospice, corrections, psychiatry, rehab, LTC.
You don't even need to work in psych to know that!

No, but it seems like a large number of - shall we say, "unique" - personalities hire on in mental health units - like the LPN who sprinkled salt on the windowsill to keep the evil spirits out of a schizophrenic patient's room.

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Specializes in CCU, SICU, CVSICU, Precepting & Teaching.
No, but it seems like a large number of - shall we say, "unique" - personalities hire on in mental health units - like the LPN who sprinkled salt on the windowsill to keep the evil spirits out of a schizophrenic patient's room.

My psych nursing instructor told me that you have to be crazy to be a psych nurse. I'm not sure it's a requirement for the job, but I can certainly see why he thought so!

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No, but it seems like a large number of - shall we say, "unique" - personalities hire on in mental health units - like the LPN who sprinkled salt on the windowsill to keep the evil spirits out of a schizophrenic patient's room.

Nah, that's just creative thinking. Did it work?

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