Silly random nursing thoughts, one sentence, NO JUDGMENTAL FOLKS ALLOWED - page 20

Rule is: One sentence. Random thought. Silly is great. Funny would rock. If you're going to be judgmental, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD! FUN ONLY HERE! Fomite is my new favorite word because it... Read More

  1. Visit  nrsang97 profile page
    Why do I have my busiest nights on rapid with the worst house doc? Why? Who did I make angry?
    maelstrom143 likes this.
  2. Visit  nrsang97 profile page
    I know this is supposed to be a nursing thought, but why the heck to pretzels give me heartburn?
  3. Visit  txnurse48 profile page
    Ick, what is that wet, gooey stuff I just touched on the bedside table, bedrail, etc?
    esperanzita likes this.
  4. Visit  txnurse48 profile page
    Don't pass up an opportunity to burp a colostomy bag.
  5. Visit  Kunzieo profile page
    Quote from nrsang97
    I know this is supposed to be a nursing thought, but why the heck to pretzels give me heartburn?
    Ooh! Me too! AND Cheez-Its and that makes me sad.
    esperanzita and nrsang97 like this.
  6. Visit  Sun0408 profile page
    Quote from txnurse48
    Don't pass up an opportunity to burp a colostomy bag.
    So true, it will save a messy clean up
    maelstrom143 and nrsang97 like this.
  7. Visit  serenidad2004 profile page
    Oh don't worry your pretty little heads (2 techs and 3 nurses). I'm sure you can't here the blood pump alarms, blood pressure alarms and the patient yelling climbing out of their chair almost pulling they're needles out.
    You just keep on holding that counter and chair down.
  8. Visit  meanmaryjean profile page
    The reason he's making 'that noise' is because he now has a trach- GET USED TO IT because there's only one way to 'make it stop'.....
  9. Visit  Glycerine82 profile page
    Nope, that's not blood from the patient before you. It's iodine.
    maelstrom143 and annie.rn like this.
  10. Visit  meanmaryjean profile page
    " No, Code Brown does not have a corresponding ACLS algorithm"
  11. Visit  IrishErin profile page
    "Oh no... Is that smell coming from me?? What did I get on my scrubs?!"
    maelstrom143 and annie.rn like this.
  12. Visit  amygarside profile page
    Quote from SuesquatchRN
    A naked corpse was found and the cops knew she was a nurse. Her stomach was empty, her bladder was full, and her ass was chewed.
    they sure know a nurse.haha
  13. Visit  savoytruffle profile page
    The number of admissions I get today will be inversely proportional to the number of bathroom breaks that I have time for.

    Sometimes I wish candy cigarettes were still around. I'd take "smoke breaks" with the others.

    Do the department of health surveyors sell their soul before they take the job, or does the job slowly eat it away, like acid?

    It's never too late to start over and get that art degree......or become a dog groomer........or a florist........
    TriciaJ, esperanzita, nursefrances, and 4 others like this.

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