Silly random nursing thoughts, one sentence, NO JUDGMENTAL FOLKS ALLOWED - page 20

Rule is: One sentence. Random thought. Silly is great. Funny would rock. If you're going to be judgmental, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD! FUN ONLY HERE! Fomite is my new favorite word because it sounds like a sandwich spread.... Read More

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    I think nursel's been "wasting" some ETOH....

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    Nah. My core belief that one thing should logically follow from another was broken over at SushiJoes's Place.

    But what the heck, let's toss one back for RANDOM!
    RNsRWe, GrnTea, Purple_Scrubs, and 1 other like this.
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    Quote from Staragate
    I just wish I can do a little bit of everything: peds, neuro, cardiac, OR, psych, autism care.
    Uhhh, come work in my unit - everything but peds =) Well, no OR, but we do get the occasional post-surgical patient...
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    A religious moment:
    From the Irish Book of The Half Dead

    "Better for a man to pour the Potcheen(Moonshine) down the throat of a whore then to spill it on the ground!"

    O'Tally Ch.17 Verse 6
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    Quote from nursel56
    Nah. My core belief that one thing should logically follow from another was broken over at SushiJoes's Place.
    Logical flow of thoughts from one to another....hmmm.....interesting idea. But then, we wouldn't be able to understand each other when someone types "Headphones, hepa filter, candlestick"!!
    maelstrom143 and teeniebert like this.
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    If a resident falls in the woods and there is no one to hear him, can we still sell his brain to Dr. Frankenstein?

    If an old fool like me sees a beautiful nurse walk by can I sing 'Memories' out loud?

    Does the Wolf man need a Flea Collar?

    Back in the 60's, why didn't I say no to Drugs?

    Why is my Psychiatrist suicidal?
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    Quote from hygiene queen
    i got a phone call from admissions:

    "are you having a female discharge today?"

    here i am at my office as the front desk clerk informs me that my next appointment is running a little i decided to checkout this forum and the one that makes me lol is yours... you're so wrong now i have to compose myself in order to look concerned with the issue that this staff is bringing to my attention, plus having to keep a straight face
    teeniebert, nursel56, and Merlyn like this.
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    At work, I can get onto allnurses, but not into the allnurses breakroom, thus proving, work refuses to allow me a break!
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    Where are the strange dog avatars? Lol! Hahaha
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    I love this thread. The silly randomness turns that frown upside down in no time.
    BostonTerrierLoverRN likes this.

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