Silly random nursing thoughts, one sentence, NO JUDGMENTAL FOLKS ALLOWED - page 19

Rule is: One sentence. Random thought. Silly is great. Funny would rock. If you're going to be judgmental, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD! FUN ONLY HERE! Fomite is my new favorite word because it... Read More

  1. by   RNJill
    That huge abscess looks like it would be strangely fun/satisfying to drain...can't wait until I can do that as an NP someday ;-)
  2. by   mrr5745
    In Florida there is an OBGYN named Richard Stiff. For some odd reason he goes by Dr. R. Douglas Stiff.

    In my city, we have an OBGYN named Dr. Yeast. It's pronounced YEAHst or something like that, but really? Change your name or choose a different specialty!!!
  3. by   bananafish
    I couldn't decide if I wanted to be a waitress or a drug dealer, so I became a nurse. :-)
  4. by   opdahlamber
    Sounds like a few of my aides when I was a night shift nurse!
  5. by   ClearBlueOctoberSky
    The Social Worker for my unit walked by me this morning. He smelled so yummy, I wanted to lick him. Have not a clue what cologne he had on, it just was really, really yummy smelling.
  6. by   maelstrom143
    why do you need a 2nd iv? might be the distress you caused the doc when your sbp dropped to 72 a few minutes ago...and no, I don't think it is a good idea for you to go ama and drive yourself back home cause you "feel all better now."
    no, seriously...
  7. by   mariebailey
    If heat rises, why is it colder in the mountains than at sea level?

    Oops...supposed to be a nursing thought; sorry.
    Last edit by mariebailey on Feb 22, '13 : Reason: oops
  8. by   uRNmyway
    Seems like every day I get through, the thought 'I don't want to live on this planet anymore' gets louder and louder....
  9. by   jadelpn
    Patients are like a box of chocolate, you never know what you are gonna get. And unfortunetely you can just poke them and put them back if they are not to your liking........
  10. by   mariebailey
    I got mad bling from my boo. It's a princess cut fomite ring set in platinum.
  11. by   finn55
    >^..^< My personal nursing mantra is: Don't worry about anything until it comes over the tops of your shoes!
  12. by   2013RNFB
    What the hell is that on my shoe?!
  13. by   Mandychelle79
    Next time check to see who the weekend doctor is before agreeing to switch with someone, pretty sure I got the short end of the stick on this one.