Silly random nursing thoughts, one sentence, NO JUDGMENTAL FOLKS ALLOWED - page 13

Rule is: One sentence. Random thought. Silly is great. Funny would rock. If you're going to be judgmental, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD! FUN ONLY HERE! Fomite is my new favorite word because it... Read More

  1. Visit  BostonTerrierLoverRN} profile page
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    Just found one more flaw in southern dialect, we "borrow" everything! toilet paper, light bulbs, pens, . . .and "fixing to. . ."You would be surprised how many onions I have borrowed and never returned, thank god huh?
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  3. Visit  VivaLasViejas} profile page
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    Yeah......"Can I borrow some of your potato chips? I'll give 'em back when I'm done with 'em." Hahahaha!!!
  4. Visit  ClearBlueOctoberSky} profile page
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    I was leaving a message for a Dr. about one of his patients and I started the name off with Z as in Xylophone. Needless to say, I was very glad that the answering service that was doing the transcribing called me back to clarify.

    Me: Oh Dear, did I really say that?
    Him: Yeah, you did.

    Let's just say it was Residents 1, Nurse 0, for this night.
  5. Visit  heron} profile page
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    Quote from Do-over
    Strangely, I've had that old Men At Work song stuck in my head lately...

    Everytime I see Vegemite (the do actually sell it at Meijers), I am really intrigued (have been since the 80s probably when that song came out). I am SO curious about how it tastes...

    I mean, I love peanut butter or nutella on my toast. Can something called Vegemite really compare?
    I found it here in Albuquerque under the name Marmite.
    Last edit by heron on Mar 25, '12 : Reason: shortened
  6. Visit  Lynx25} profile page
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    I am losing my mind.


  7. Visit  teeniebert} profile page
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    Quote from heron
    I found it here in Albuquerque under the name Marmite.
    Marmite Shortage Hitting New Zealand Grocers
    wooh and beckster_01 like this.
  8. Visit  wooh} profile page
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    We need to send some nurses to New Zealand after they get off work. Can substitute fomite for marmite!!
  9. Visit  Do-over} profile page
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    I have decided to refrain from making any work-yeast / jarred yeast comparisons...
  10. Visit  TeenyTinyBabyRN} profile page
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    Translation of the alarms for the baby in the pod next to me: "I want my ETT back!!"
    DeLanaHarvickWannabe, AnonRNC, RNSC, and 1 other like this.
  11. Visit  wooh} profile page
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    Translation of the alarms for the ex-NICU baby down the hall: "I want to go to Jesus! Why won't you let me???"
  12. Visit  Scorp1101} profile page
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    Ever encountered a doc's order such as... "uTox... STAT..."? I asked the MD... "Hey doc... you're aware that the pt is ANURIC, right?"...
  13. Visit  ClearBlueOctoberSky} profile page
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    I just wanted to put out there "Thanks AN for the Calvin Klein male underwear ad." After a night of looking at old man/woman saggy butts, it was a welcomed sight.
  14. Visit  wooh} profile page
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    We had a float nurse that brought her lunch to work in a Abercrombie bag. It was neck to (very low) waistline. Brightened our night!


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