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i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like

"i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles swindoll) if you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans

i find it hard to go through everyones posting to find great saying so thought i start a tread so you can post yours and this way i can have a collection of saying all in one spot .........some of them are really funny, some are deep and make you think, some are sweet ...so please post and share your sayings since some of them are really great to read...........thanks angela

i have a long distance relationship with my boyfriend he is away so i love to write to him and add a little quote or story something to make him laugh or think or smile or just feel thought of so appreciate your contributions to my attempting to getting a collection thanks

Specializes in Geriatrics.

On the end of all my E-Mails..

"Life is worth living, so, go on and live it!"

At work:

Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

To my daughters:

This is not a democracy, it's a monarchy and I'm the queen!

Specializes in Geriatrics.

For my Dad:

You have two ears and one mouth for a reason...listen twice as much as you talk. You just may learn something interesting ... then again......

Specializes in LTC, ER.

for the shoe lovers among us:

before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. that way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. ~author unknown

i'm only on page 17, but had to put this one back on top!!!!

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Specializes in School Nursing.

thanks for the laugh ! i love it ! :jester:

Specializes in Med Surg.

"It's fun until someone loses an eye. Then...Hey! Free eyeball!"

Specializes in Trauma,ER,CCU/OHU/Nsg Ed/Nsg Research.

Here's my favorite for when someone is trying to BS me:

"Tell that junk to the tourists. I live here." :D

Specializes in LTC, short term rehab, hospice, MDS.
Maxine "When life gives you lemons, put them in your bra"

see mine below

to add.... " if life gives you lemons, make lemonaide. Then find someone whos life has given them vodka and have a party" Think its from Ron White, Blue Collar comedy tour

Specializes in ER, Med/Surg.

We had little stickers in the ER to give to kids. They had some cartoon characters on them. One said "We care". One of our docs wrote under that, "Just not about that." I thought it was hillarious. I use that as my sig sometimes.

*People, in general, are stupid.

Specializes in ER, Med/Surg.

"Saving lives and stamping out disease."

"I think I'm done with this day."

Specializes in Emergency/Trauma/Charge Nurse.

"I believe there is no problem so large that it cannot be blamed on someone else!" ~Maxine

" 'tis better to give than recieve." hehehe!! esp if' it's injections, catheterizations, iv's, doing a digital [color=olive]disimpaction, or enemas! anyone got anything better to add? lol! yes, nurses can be evil sometimes...:eek::no: but we are often more compassionate. :D:yeah::redbeathe:):typing:nurse:

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