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i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like

"i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles swindoll) if you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans

i find it hard to go through everyones posting to find great saying so thought i start a tread so you can post yours and this way i can have a collection of saying all in one spot .........some of them are really funny, some are deep and make you think, some are sweet ...so please post and share your sayings since some of them are really great to read...........thanks angela

i have a long distance relationship with my boyfriend he is away so i love to write to him and add a little quote or story something to make him laugh or think or smile or just feel thought of so appreciate your contributions to my attempting to getting a collection thanks

I feel line an one legged man in an **s kicking contest!

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I felt sorry for myself because I had no shoes until I met a man who had no feet

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Specializes in Geriatric, Rehab, Hospital.

Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana

Groucho Marx

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"You know, you're good for two things; sh!t, and nothing."

My mom used to say that to me all the time. Jokingly, I think. :)

Oh yeah, her other favorite was usually directed to both me and my brother -

"I wouldn't get mad at you boys if you just didn't do things that p!ssed me off."

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Specializes in NICU, DC planning, Neurosurgery, Inf Dis.

ok, here's my contribution to this thread..

"You are dealing with sensitive spiritual tissue when you are dealing with human beings. You are not dealing with machines." Norman Cousins

"Remember...finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt creep in. Forget them as soon as you can. Tomrrow is a new day. You shall begin it well and serenely." Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Modern man worships at the temple of science, but science tells him only what is possibe, not what is right." Milton S. Eisenhower

Coming together is a beginning.

Keeping together is progress.

Working together is a Success.

Unknown

Don't make me come down there....God

and my personal favorite...

If you love something, set it free.

If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with.

But, if it just sits in your living room,

messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses

your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't

appear to realize that you had set it free...

You either married it, or gave birth to it!!!:lol2:

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for those who are to die travel fast, those who are to live travel with the wind.

for some odd reason i really like this and try to think about it and what it means every day.

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Specializes in Emergency/Trauma/Education.

It's all fun and games until somebody wakes up dead.

Trolls never die.

***please excuse the cynical ED nurse part of me*** :devil:

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Specializes in Geriatric, Clinical.

Love them all! My "new" favorite is:

"If you don't go after what you want, you'll never have it. If you don't ask, the answer is always no. If you don't step forward, you're always in the same place." - author unknown :)

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Specializes in Radiology, L&D.

:lol2: Love this one:

I'm a NURSE

Here to SAVE your A$$

NOT KISS IT!:lol2:

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Specializes in Gerontology.

Some days you go home and have a coke

Some days you go home and have a rum and coke

Some days you go home and just stick the straw into the bottle of rum! :)

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From my printint press days

You can't polish a tird

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Specializes in Pediatric Intensive Care, ER.

Laziness breeds ingenuity... (Said it myself and OHHHH how true!!!)

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