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i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like

"i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles swindoll) if you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans

i find it hard to go through everyones posting to find great saying so thought i start a tread so you can post yours and this way i can have a collection of saying all in one spot .........some of them are really funny, some are deep and make you think, some are sweet ...so please post and share your sayings since some of them are really great to read...........thanks angela

i have a long distance relationship with my boyfriend he is away so i love to write to him and add a little quote or story something to make him laugh or think or smile or just feel thought of so appreciate your contributions to my attempting to getting a collection thanks

the greatest revenge is living well

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The single most long term ingredient of success is not just the ability to start, but the ability to start again.

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Ok, here are some of my favorites:

"Too broke to pay attention"

"Sharp as a bag of wet hair"

"Dumb as a bag of hammers"

"Squirrelly as a bird" (remember i'm from the South)

My dad's favorite saying when i was growing up:

"Can killed can't and whooped old couldn't till he could" (in other words...just DO it! lol)

This is a saying i made up in a moment of DEEEEEEP thought, when i was reflecting on how indecisive i am as a person...

"I think I think, therefore, I think I am, I think..." (not to be confused with the REAL famous quote...lol)

~Brat

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Specializes in Everything but L&D and OR.

Babies are a great way to start people.

Christine

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Specializes in Everything but L&D and OR.

Ok, I got another one I forgot...

Sharp as a mashed potato sandwich

others will come to me later

Christine

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Specializes in Trauma, Teaching.

Patient: "Oh crap!"

Nurse: "You do and you'll clean it up"

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Specializes in ICU, Pediatric, Psychiatric, Med/Surg.

I like this one:

My Karma just ran over your Dogma.:D

One of the last times I ever got to ride with my dad-he said what he always said when he drove up to his house,

"Home again, home again, jiggety-jog."

Gosh, I miss that.

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I like this one:

My Karma just ran over your Dogma.:D

One of the last times I ever got to ride with my dad-he said what he always said when he drove up to his house,

"Home again, home again, jiggety-jog."

Gosh, I miss that.

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Keep pigs and make your own butter:confused:

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Specializes in CC, ED, L&D, CDE, Education, Advice.

Pain is inevitable, misery is optional.

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Southernism

too stupid to pour pi$$ out of a boot with the instructions written on the bottom.

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Specializes in LTC, Agency, HHC.

"if I wanted to be a babysitter I would have opened up a daycare," My quote when I have to watch and check my CNA's to make sure they are doing their work. Ugh!!

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Specializes in ER;med/surg.

Busy night in the ER usually following BUCS game, any holiday or fool moon :

"somebody left the wingnuts outta the toolbox again".

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