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i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like

"i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles swindoll) if you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans

i find it hard to go through everyones posting to find great saying so thought i start a tread so you can post yours and this way i can have a collection of saying all in one spot .........some of them are really funny, some are deep and make you think, some are sweet ...so please post and share your sayings since some of them are really great to read...........thanks angela

i have a long distance relationship with my boyfriend he is away so i love to write to him and add a little quote or story something to make him laugh or think or smile or just feel thought of so appreciate your contributions to my attempting to getting a collection thanks

This is one got from someone on this board a long time ago.

"Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff."

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"life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that takes our breath away."

hey that's mine :yelclap: thanks for appreciating it !

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OMG some of these are to dang funny I love the hallmark cards with Maxine on them....

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma

Well aren't you the most adorable black hole of need

I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce

Don't let your mind wander it's to small to be let out on it's own

Wipe your mouth there's still a tiny bit of BS around your lips ......

and so many more ok gonna pee my pants if I keep reading these

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Specializes in Women's health & post-partum.

These were profound statements I heard at my mother's knee or some such low joint.

It's six of one and half a dozen of the other.

It takes two to make a quarrel.

No more, thank you. What I have now is a genteel sufficiency. Any more would be a copious redundancy.

You're neither sugar nor salt, and won't melt.

You're not the only pebble on the beach.

Make yourself useful as well as ornamental.

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Specializes in Staff nurse.

Kindness doesn't cost any extra.

How's it feel to want? (after a teen or husband says "I want...) ...said as humor

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Let them that don't want any have memories of getting none.

If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Adri

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There is no vaccine against stupidity.

If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.

That is funny! :rotfl: :rotfl:

The Silver Rule: "I do not do for others that which they can do for themselves"

"Nobody ever won a war by dying for his country, he won it by

making the other poor b*st*rd die for his." - General George S. Patton Jr.

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

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PACU: When in doubt, ship them out, if they're dead cover their head and if you're really scared, take break.

Floor: Family members that hover around the desk: desk huggers.

Geri Peri : first time mother, over 35

Those who can do, those who can't, get the hell out of my way!

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Hope I'm not repeating anybody's submission, but here's mine:

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Groucho Marx

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dont let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya

That is one of my very favorites!!!

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I have a couple, origins unknown.

"If it's not one thing, it's your mother."

"If I wanted the opinion of an a**hole, I'd have farted."

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I thought this was more about nursing sayings. We always used the saying "FIM" in the ICU for patients that were "rutsy" or pulling out tubes and getting out of bed, disoriented and combative. It means "Fart in a Mitten" I have no idea where is came from.

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