I've Been Afflicted With Yet Another Virus

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one. It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1965. Symptoms:

1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. done that!

2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail! that too!

3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person. yep!

4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you. who me?

5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment. well darn!

6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished. oh no - not again!

7. Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND." and I just hate that!

8. Causes you to hit "SEND" when you should "DELETE."

Oh No! IT IS CALLED THE "C-NILE VIRUS."

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Specializes in Education, FP, LNC, Forensics, ED, OB.

You are a NUT, Fran!! So true. Done a few of these myself. Frustrating, 'ain't it????????????? ha ha ha ha ha

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Specializes in CNA for 5 years, LPN for 5 years.

Oh Fran, I can always count on you to post something that brings a smile to my face. I always enjoy your posts. Have done a couple of those myself, and am to young to be C-nile. :uhoh3:

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Specializes in Almost everywhere.

Fran...:chuckle ..this is a riot!!!

Only, Beary has some of these symptoms and was not born before 1965!!! :uhoh21:

Beary is worried now....

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I have to agree w/ the virus but not the people who it affects. It also seems to affect people born in 1975. I do all the same things. I thought htat it was called mommy brain. Who knew that it was call c-nile virus. Thanks for diagnosing me.

Erin

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Specializes in Rehab, Med Surg, Home Care.

Yep. Had that one-and you never build up immunity!

:lol2:

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Specializes in NICU, Infection Control.

Poopsie, you nut! :blushkiss :loveya: :icon_hug: :flowersfo

Thank you!

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Bwahahahahahaha! And dang! I have done those a few times. (Just what I did eludes my memory, though........)

SueB :p

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Specializes in Trauma, Teaching.

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

(I forget, why are we partying again?)

:kiss good to see you posting again Fran

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Specializes in Vents, Telemetry, Home Care, Home infusion.

You got me again Fran!!!!

Need to put on the Depends before I read your posts anymore.

:)

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lol I found this quite cute and funny :-)

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Specializes in pedi, pedi psych,dd, school ,home health.
:lol2: :roll :roll :roll Fran, you brighten our days sooo much!!!!
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