Having a baby

  1. Two brunettes and a blond are pregnant, so, they pay a visit to the local clinic for a routine check-up. And while they are in the waiting room, the topic of gender comes up. The first brunette says, "Well, I was dominant, I was on top - so therefore it will be a boy." To which the second brunette turns to her and replies, "Well.. I was submissive, I was on the bottom - so I guess it will be a girl." Then the blond pauses for a moment, and yells, "OH NO! I'm having a PUPPY!"


    bob
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  2. 15 Comments

  3. by   chris_at_lucas_RN
    Probably as old as the hills, but I hadn't heard it yet..... Preggy good, actually!



    (And this from a blond!)
  4. by   nekhismom
  5. by   Future_RN
    Im a blonde and I dont get it
    Future_RN
  6. by   jnette
    Quote from Future_RN
    Im a blonde and I dont get it
    Future_RN







    ...for REAL ??? :uhoh21:
  7. by   2ndCareerRN
    Im a blonde and I dont get it
    This has the potential to be MUCH funnier than the original joke!!! :chuckle


    bob
  8. by   jnette
    Quote from 2ndCareerRN
    This has the potential to be MUCH funnier than the original joke!!! :chuckle


    bob
    You sure you two aren't in cahoots here... and this is still part of the joke?



    ps... Bob ! ( a bit off topic,sorry.. but while you're here...)
    You still haven't read my PMs re my son and the Navy... I sent you two PMs several WEEKS ago !
  9. by   nursebedlam
    god made me be attracted to blonds
  10. by   jemb
    [QUOTE=jnette]You sure you two aren't in cahoots here... and this is still part of the joke? /QUOTE]


    She's 14!
  11. by   FranEMTnurse
    Quote from Future_RN
    Im a blonde and I dont get it
    Future_RN
    I shall help you out then sweetie.

    The reason the blond said she was having a puppy is because instead of making love to her hubby, she slept with the dog, who got her pregnant.
  12. by   FranEMTnurse
    Fantastically FUNNY!!!!
  13. by   ?burntout
  14. by   unikuelady
    Ok I must be a dumb brunette......I took the joke to mean that the blond made the baby with her husband in "the doggy position".

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