Funny Names for Nurses

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An Accident and Emergency Department in Birmingham boasts a Nurse Payne

Nurse Hacker scrubs regularly in a London Operating Department

Sister De'Ath walks the corridors of a hospice in Victoria

Does Annie Beaver still work in Obstetrics in New York?

Mrs. Ake, a retired RN, was a specialist nurse in rheumatology

Kathy Foley was the head of the Catheter Insertion Team (back when they had those in the old days).

Dr Hui (pronounced "Wee") was a urologist whose wife, a nurse, worked as his office manager. Her name was Pi (pronounced "Pee"). Nurse Cox worked for a different team.

Chris Feely always favoured complementary therapies - especially therapeutic massage, while Nurse Fang was more at home with Cosmetic Surgery.

Ed worked with a nun who's last name was Fuchs. He did not know how to pronounce her name - so he asked. And he wanted to die.

Mary Slaughter could never get a post on the Surgical Unit, and Nurse Cutts was never the 'First Pick' Midwife.

Sharon Ward - when she gets promoted - will be Sr. Ward.

Not forgetting Melina, who works on a general medical ward and Nurse Nurse - she goes where she's sent!

Specializes in Community, OB, Nursery.

I used to work on a medsurg floor c two urologists -- Dr. Petrus (long 'e') and Dr. Whisnant (WHIZZ-nant). Both very very nice people.

Also, I took our dog once to a vet named Dr. Barkley.

My pediatrician was named Dr. Graves - great doctor, but scarry name!

Shands Hospital had doctor named Dr. Gross! He was an awesome doctor, but I'd always get a laugh from his name.

i know a doctor named Dr. Butt ..no joke a hospital in NJ

A chiropractor--Dr. Breakback

Specializes in TRAUMA/MED SURG/HOMECARE.

Where I Work In Sf, We Once Had A Nurse Name Wy. (pronounced Why) And One Time One Of The Residents Came Into The Report Room Asking Who Was The Nurse For Mr? And I Said, Wy And He Sayd ,because I Need To Give Her A Verbal Order, And I Said Wy And He Got Very Upset, Untill Everyone Started Laughing And Told Him That Her Name Was Wy.

Another One Is We Had A Pt Name Ho, And It Was Very Hard To Say Good Morning Mrs Ho

Also I Had A Pt Who's Last Name Was Cerda, Which Means Female Pig In Spanish, And She Was 350 Lbs By The Way, So I Was Embarrased To Call Her Name, And She Was Hispanic Too.

I worked with a nurse named Donna Foley

There's a sleep specialist who's first name is Wabba, middle name is Wabba and last name is Wabba. So and referals or referances are, send to Dr Wabba Wabba Wabba

Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..
Ectopy said:
In Southern Maine, Dr. Scott Popp....Chiropractor!

My doctor's name is Pro, and, I did choose him by that name when I saw it in the phone book. He definitely in a professional. The one I fired, I renamed Dr Fester because he became one in my side after misdiagnosing me twice, and for not believing me.:D

Specializes in OB, critical care, hospice, farm/industr.

I used to work with V. Doktor, RN. Nurse Doktor! (We would encourage the demented pts to call out for her)

I also work in OB with Dr. Apgar and my childhood dentist was Dr. Arff.

Specializes in Geriaterics.

We have a Dr Weiner and he Hates being referred to as the "hotdog" More than one resident has pronounded his name wrong

Specializes in Geriaterics.

I know a man who's name is Harry Bush :lol2: Who had a brother called Curly Bush.

Specializes in Experience in Cardiac and Burn.

Not as much a funny one but my wife and I were both amused.

When I went in to apply for a job at the hospital I work at now, the HR reps name was Tim Burton. What was funnier was when during orientation he introduced our CEO, Dennis Miller.

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