10 Ways To Know If You Have Estrogen Issues

  1. 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

    2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

    3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

    4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

    5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper
    sticker that says: "How's my driving, call 1-800-"

    6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

    7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space".

    8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than
    Super Plus.

    9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

    10.The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
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  2. 13 Comments

  3. by   baseline
    OH yeah.........LOL
  4. by   emily_mom
    Originally posted by ptnurse
    8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than
    Super Plus.

    10.The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

    Oh yeah!!!! :roll


    Kristy
  5. by   VivaLasViejas
    Oh, man, can I relate!?

    Here's a couple more:

    You discover that your legs have grown sweat glands.....even though it's the middle of the winter and the room temp is hovering around 40 degrees.

    Your moods are as predictable as your periods.........and about as pleasant.

    Your idea of a "light" flow is one that goes through one super-plus tampon, a pad and an Attends every 3 hours.
  6. by   FutureRN~Pookie
    OMIGOSH! This is SO me right now. Not only am I on my period, I have a freakin' COLD!! Oh well, I'll get over it all soon enough I hope!!
    BTW, here's another one:
    You tend to cry /get emotional about EVERYTHING, even things like your dog laying peacefully on the couch! (true story!!)
    I always tend to get really emotional around/ during my "time of the month".

    Pookie
  7. by   BadBird
    I am so glad I had a hysterectomy, I feel so sorry for yall.
  8. by   cpgrn
    You could eat the entire contents of the refrigerator and still want more!
  9. by   zudy
    Too true,cpgrn!!! I'll still be chewing, and wondering what I can eat next!!
  10. by   J-RN student
    Guilty!:chuckle
  11. by   Darlene K.
    :chuckle
  12. by   emily_mom
    I tend to go through the drive thru and order enough food for 3 people.
  13. by   deespoohbear
    Originally posted by ptnurse
    1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

    2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

    3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

    4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

    5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper
    sticker that says: "How's my driving, call 1-800-"

    6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

    7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space".

    8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than
    Super Plus.

    9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

    10.The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
    Been there, done that. My personal favorite is #6....:roll
  14. by   BritishStudent
    man but women are We-ird

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