The Mockery of Nursing

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Just a bit ago the top three threads involved:

1.I have a DWI. Can I be a nurse?

2.I am stupid. Can I be a nurse?

3.If it takes me five times to pass NCLEX, Can I be nurse.

Not much left to add. Says it all.

Give it a try. The worst we could do is smurf at you for a couple of days.

OMG, how can you call yourself a NURSE?! :)

Specializes in Gerontology.
If I use this thread to make fun of threads I've started that never received a response, would people go there and answer? Not if y'all gonna chastise me though. Just if you tell me my dreeeeam will come true.

My invisible friends say that you are a wonderful nurse so I am sure that your dreeeeaamms will come true! They know that you are a wonderful, super-duper nurse so you will be fine!

And the reason that no one responded to your thread is because they are all meaaaannn and will just eat you any way! (nom nom nom)

Specializes in none.
OMG, how can you call yourself a NURSE?! :)

It says so on her name tag. It says smurf on mine.

no! no! not the show tunes!

now you done it ;)

student nursin', had me a blast

student nursin', happened so fast

had a group, shiny and new

they were bright, fast learners too...

but some cried, complained and lied,

wanna bet that there'll be ns stew...

welluh welluh welluh

tell me more, tell me more,

did some freak at code brown?

tell me more, tell me more,

do they have care plans down?

uh huh....mmm....uh huh....mmm....uh huh yeah!

It says so on her name tag. It says smurf on mine.

If my tired old eyes could squint enough to read mine, it probably says Biter Nurse.

Specializes in Gerontology.

Student Nsg, had me a blast

Student Nsg, happened so fas

Those old nurses, they were not fun

They yelled at us all the day long

Thosevold nurses did not smile

Did not welcome us, no not at all

welluh welluh uh

Tell me more tell more

Did they question your technique

Tell me more, tell me more

,Did they watch in

disbelief?

Specializes in PDN; Burn; Phone triage.
Give it a try. The worst we could do is smurf at you for a couple of days.

In my area of the country, to smurf usually requires making meth in some form or another...

I'm not sure if I was a nursing school administrator, if I would prefer someone taking their mommy to the hospital with them to prepare for clinicals, or if I would prefer they take their significant other.... The things I'm forced to ponder at an... :)

But,but,but OC- I want someone to give me a lollipop and a hug and tell me everything will be all better when I do bad.

If only people understood, that's what mommies are for, not internet message boards...

I've only got two in there! I'll toddle off and see what's wrong; give me a minute or two. ;)

You might need to clean out your outbox too. :)

Sigh. Another nurses eating their young post up on the site.

Specializes in none.
Sigh. Another nurses eating their young post up on the site.

We have so many 'eating our young' post because our young taste like chicken.

Specializes in Complex pedi to LTC/SA & now a manager.

Now I have seen everything. The PVT said I passed the 150 times I checked it in the first 47 hours since I took my NCLEX, then at the 151st time it said I failed and so did the quick results. PLEASE HELP ME WRITE A LETTER OF COMPLAINT to the PVT people that they caused me emotional turmoil and distress making me think I passed but then tell me at 48hrs that I failed. After all I was told by my invisible friends on an anonymous message board that the trick is 100% accurate. I was so excited. Even my teachers told me to write the president of the testing center and tell them it's not fair, the trick said I passed so you have to pass me.

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