The Top Three AN Red Herrings

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I've been thinking about this a lot lately. It seems to me that whenever there is a debate here on AN, there are three predictable "red herrings" that get tossed into the mix. For those that don't know, a red herring is an element that distracts attention away from the real argument. There may be more, but these top three are the ones I have noticed the most. Perhaps others have more to add to the list! Feel free!

#1) The "Where is Your Compassion" Red Herring. Inevitably, whenever a poster takes an unpopular stance, their compassion is called into question. Questioning a nurse's compassion is like questioning a mechanic's willingness to get their hands dirty. It's such an integral part of nursing that I would give 99.9% of nurses the benefit of the doubt that they give compassionate care, no matter their opinion on a matter.

#2) The "Exception to the Rule" Red Herring. This one is pretty obvious. Whenever someone makes a generalization, no matter how much truth that generalization holds, someone always has to pipe up about their brother's mother in law's cousin who "had x,y, and z, but still managed to do a, b, and c". Know what? There is *always* an exception to the rule. That doesn't make the generalization any less true.

#3) The "Well, if you have never had (fill in the blank), then you couldn't possibly know anything about it" Red Herring. This one assumes that, for example, if I have never had a broken bone, I know nothing about the appropriate assessment, treatment, and follow up for that condition. Unless I have had my arm ripped off in an industrial accident, I couldn't possibly know anything at all about how to treat that patient. Unless I have not personally experienced burns over 50% of my body, I could not possibly know what is the most critical thing that needs to be done with that person.

Well, that's my little rant for the evening. Good night, all! :yawn:

I never understood that. I've been told that because I'm not morbidly obese I obviously can't care for them or wouldn't be able to specialize in their care. What does not being or experiencing A have to do with completing B? I've always wanted to tell people, "...I thought I was here to take care of you, and what do YOU care if I've been fat? None of your business!"

It's curious that you should try to use the morbidly obese as an analogy; it's not a good one. It also sounds like you are angry about something.

Specializes in ED, Informatics, Clinical Analyst.
I never understood that. I've been told that because I'm not morbidly obese I obviously can't care for them or wouldn't be able to specialize in their care. What does not being or experiencing A have to do with completing B? I've always wanted to tell people, "...I thought I was here to take care of you, and what do YOU care if I've been fat? None of your business!"

I guess there should be no male OB/GYNs. "I beg your pardon sir but you know nothing about having babies! Knocking someone up does not qualify you to help facilitate the miracle of birth!" :heartbeat :p :heartbeat

Specializes in Geriatrics, Dialysis.
I think you are all being terrible, showing complete lack of compassion towards those poor victims. Nursing students are never at fault, and all your co workers have to continously update facebook and be late, they are blameless. i think you are all suffering from burnout and i for one am glad that when i become a nurse, i'm really only a pre-pre-nurse now but i watch grey's anatomy every week, i will be a special snowflake and always be full of sunshine and rainbows. bad nurses! bad nurses!

Thank you for a great laugh!

Specializes in Geriatrics, Dialysis.
How about someone saying thats what happens in a predominately female profession...

No kidding! I find it really offensive when a good, thought provoking discussion/debate in a thread is hijacked by "well all those females in one place..there is bound to be drama!" Even worse is when that statement is started with..."I am a woman but I have noticed..."

Specializes in L&D.
And .....

It's all relative

Me: I'm getting tired of all these teenagers in here with drug issues. We sure seem to have a problem with this in society.

Co-worker: It's all relative isn't it? You drink don't you? It's just like alcohol and anyway alcohol is the bigger problem - so the teen drug issue is insignificant

This left me saying whaaat :uhoh3: @ your coworker

Nah. She's still holding a grudge from the "Letter to a Triage Nurse" thread.

:uhoh3:

Specializes in CVICU, Obs/Gyn, Derm, NICU.
This left me saying whaaat :uhoh3: @ your coworker

Yup - welcome to Australia .... the land of normalised teen drinking and drug taking :uhoh3:

Oh and I am offended it's a red herring, what about the blue herrings or purple herrings or why does it need to be a herring at all. Really you are trying to talk about red headed people aren't you but disguising it with the word herring.

HAHAHAHA!!!! Yep. Good one :yeah:

Specializes in CDI Supervisor; Formerly NICU.

"OMG they tryin to fire me for a failed drug test!!!!!!! I am a great, compassionate nurse who would never do nething wrong!!!!!!!! I just forgot about taking those 15 vicodins, drinking that fifth of tequila, and borrowing that half a bottle of ativan from my aunt's third cousin!!!!!!! CAN THEY FIRE ME FOR THIS@!!!! I THINK THEY JUST HATE ME BECAUSE OF MY FULL SLEEVE TATS AND 236 FACE PIERCINGS!!!!!!!"

Specializes in CDI Supervisor; Formerly NICU.

Also: All the nurses that work with me are *GASP* just in nursing for the money!!!!!!!!!! THOSE GREEDY WENCHES IS WHY I CAN'T GET THAT DREAM JOB IN THE NICU@!!!!! AND *I* LOVE BABIES!!!!!!

Specializes in Med/Surg, DSU, Ortho, Onc, Psych.

After a long and frustrating day driving on the highway, I eventually sat down and read this post and just had to laugh. Thanx Stargazer, you gave me my laughs for the day!

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