Name that part. Words patients use for their own anatomy. - page 8

Ever searched in a patients' room for what you thought she said she needed to "watch her pocketbook" , she staring at you and you staring at her. Then finally saying, mam what color is your... Read More

  1. by   Danianne
    Here is a good one I was at the mall during christmas and there was a HUGE line up and my daughter who is 3 said Mommy Jakie has a penis right? I said yes. Daddy has a penis too right I said yes, you have a gina right? and then she got really really excited about getting all the "parts" right and said realy loudly I HAVE A POJO.


    This guy at work calls them his boys
  2. by   Jessy_RN
    Quote from Danianne
    Here is a good one I was at the mall during christmas and there was a HUGE line up and my daughter who is 3 said Mommy Jakie has a penis right? I said yes. Daddy has a penis too right I said yes, you have a gina right? and then she got really really excited about getting all the "parts" right and said realy loudly I HAVE A POJO.


    This guy at work calls them his boys
    Oh my!
  3. by   RNstudentBrian
    I had a man refer to his genitalia as "Wedding Tackle"
    &
    Penis= "Who Who Dilly"
    & Vagina = "Cha Cha"

    My four year old daughter started calling it her "bum bum" at two.
    Couldn't figure out for a bit. But we taught her that her rear end was her bum. She took it the next step.
    Ahhh.... Kids.
  4. by   stpauligirl
    This is from a blushing pre-nursing student: The first thing my husband did after our son was born was check out if our baby boy had all his, what he called "important equipment". I'll never forget about it because he was so serious about it and I also never forget how relieved he was when he discovered that everything was there the way it was supposed to.
    Last edit by stpauligirl on Jan 1, '06
  5. by   kadokin
    Have you ever heard a vagina called Molly or Suzanne? Someone told me these were common terms, the later referring to an experienced one, the former to a virginal one.
    Life is rich, huh?
  6. by   rward12
    my favorite...a bip bip (for vagina)...hmmm
  7. by   Jessy_RN
    Quote from prsngmyrn
    my favorite...a bip bip (for vagina)...hmmm

    LOL.............sure they weren't referring to a roadrunner?

    (as in beep beep from the coyote and the roadrunner cartoons )
  8. by   Kelly_the_Great
    My sister-in-law & niece call their vagina a biscuit!
  9. by   rward12
    Quote from Future_RN_Jess
    LOL.............sure they weren't referring to a roadrunner?

    (as in beep beep from the coyote and the roadrunner cartoons )
    lol, mayb, never thought about that...
  10. by   Jessy_RN
    Quote from prsngmyrn
    lol, mayb, never thought about that...
    hehe
  11. by   stpauligirl
    Quote from Future_RN_Jess
    LOL.............sure they weren't referring to a roadrunner?

    (as in beep beep from the coyote and the roadrunner cartoons )
    :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
  12. by   stpauligirl
    Quote from kadokin
    Have you ever heard a vagina called Molly or Suzanne? Someone told me these were common terms, the later referring to an experienced one, the former to a virginal one.
    Life is rich, huh?
    English is my second language and some of these are particularly funny to me.....heard this one the other day and it will contribute to my ever expanding vocabulary pool: "Heat detector" for penis :chuckle
    Last edit by stpauligirl on Jan 5, '06
  13. by   pugmum
    thermometers.... for nipples. One of my patients was really upset with the thin hospital gown..."I'm cold and everyone can see my thermometers!"

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