And there will always be plenty of snacks so no one feels the need to eat their young!
No double charting.
MDs have to be approved by nursing staff or they don't have privileges.
All staff would be properly identified as to what their job is; no non-nurse will pass themselves off as a nurse. And it won't be by wearing a certain color of scrubs
, but with nametags that are large enough to be read by our clients with titles that make sense to the client (not PCA or PCT but patient care assistant/tech, not RN but registered nurse). The nametag will be the same size because it won't have a stupid logo and catchphrase on it, just the name of the hospital, employee's first name and mugshot.
Nursing care will be research-based, not "we've always done it this way, so that's how we're going to do it."
And managers are required to respond to a CODE BROWN (especially a really yucky one) at least once a week, ready to get down and dirty, not just watch.