location of Allnurses Hospital????

[fedupnurse]

It came up in a thread earlier this week. Several of us have decided we want to open and work in an AllNurses Hospital. So, since this is a global site, where should we locate the facility and what should the rules be regarding treatment of the nursing staff?

[Mary Dover]

awww, fedup.....I just want to be a worker bee! But thanks anyway. Just make sure I'm on dayshift ok???

[fedupnurse]

Consider it done! 7-3, 8-4, 9-5? Want weeknds and holidays off too? Sorry but I'll have to ensure no one is ever floated from their area of specialty (never could understand why suits do that-would you go to a cardiologist for a pap smear???). Also, sorry, I know you're all not used to this, but there will be absolutely NO vacation denials. I know, I know, it'll be hard but we will all get used to it. Catered meals were brought up earlier. SOunds like a great idea to me. Oh, I almost forgot, there will be a special wing for health care executives not employed by Allnurses hospital, just in case they end up in one of our facilities. They will get the leftovers and their call bells will be answered by the housekeeprs who will feed them right after they finish washing the bathrooms. Politicians and Insurance Co exec will be housed there to.