I Don't Know Why She Swallowed that Fly...I Guess She'll Die

Nurses General Nursing

Published

i am so hopping mad:( ...and where does it all end?...got the word yesterday at work that our er nurses are going to have to start taking mandatory on call....l'm wondering if other facilities practice this too....the deal is supposed to be we get paid premium for the hours worked on call and so much an hour to be on call...still, i work full time, my off time is mine and mine alone to share if i want to....isn't this kind of the same thing as mandatory ot?.....they keep cutting our staff, they give us less rn's, and more pemt's...(and l love these guys, but they are so restricted in the er that the rn's have to help a lot w/ their assingment).....also, we have been attempting to get a sane program up and running...trained some staff, bought expensive equipment...but don't want to pass a budget to pay the nurses!:o ...we just get busier and busier, staff has shrunk, and responsibilities are ever increasing......and our nurses seem to just sit back ant take it time after time....they never say enough!...reminds me of the old children's nursery rhyme song.......there was an old lady who swallowed a fly, who swallowed the spider that swallowed the fly, who swallowed the bird who swallowed the spider..that wriggled and wriggled deep down inside her...i don't know why she swallowed that fly...i guess she'll die........l wish l could remember the rest of the lyrics...but you get the drift...they just keep shoving it down our throat......we just eat it....it's killing us and our profession.....and it's our faults......thanks for listening................lr:crying2:

Thanks Shygirl...loved that link i'm gonna print it....it is sooo appropriate...l got chills just reading it.....How bout this.......

There was a big managment who swallowed a nurse

They swallowed the nurse to get the buck..even tho the nurse screamed you stupid &!@k

I don't know why they swallowed the nurse

I hope to god it is their curse.......

please...no applause...LOL

Specializes in Community Health Nurse.

NO hospital would own THAT much of my time...sorry...I'd clock out at the end of my shift and not blink or look back.

WHEN are nurses going to STOP giving them what they want???

Do they give YOU what YOU want??? Then...WHY take their abuse??? WHEN WILL YOU LEARN NURSES??? HUH??? WHEN???

Specializes in Gerontological, cardiac, med-surg, peds.
Uncle Al ruled

LRae, I grew up in the greater Cincinnati area and LOVED Uncle Al. BTW, is your hospital the one who is offering cardiac nurses $30,000 as a sign on???? Sounds like management in this area is chasing all the nurses away, then trying to spend big bucks to get them back. Brilliant, huh????

Glad I don't live there anymore:( :( :(

My advice to you is to go agency. That way you will be working independently and can choose when and where you will work at greatly increased pay (Hey, I just heard of a travel company this past week that is offering nurses $35,000 for six weeks!!!!). We're facing a CRITICAL shortage, folks, and our services are up for the highest bidder... When is management going to wake up. We really DO NOT have to put up with this abuse anymore.

Specializes in NICU.

If I remember right!

I know an old lady who swallowed a fly...perhaps she'll die!

I know an old lady who swallowed a spider...that wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly...I don't know why she swallowed the fly...perhaps she'll die!

I know an old lady who swallowed a bird...how absurd, to swallow a bird.

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider...etc

I know an old lady who swallowed a cat. Fancy that! To swallow a cat!

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird...etc

I know an old lady who swallowed a dog. What a hog! To swallow a dog!

She swallowed a dog to catch the cat....etc

I know an old lady who swallowed a horse. She's dead, of course!

Did I miss any?

Are they paying you to take call? In our dept, if it's slow and you get docked but agree to come in (some people like a paycheck), you still don't get any call pay or anything extra for coming in!

All FTers have to take call in our ED. You get call pay and usually, depending on who is charge, they will send you home when they don't really need you anymore. But, we don't have a choice.

Our hospital decided to hire a head hunter group to fill positions in CCU, ICU and Tele. The applicant only signs for a 6 month contract and gets $13,000. After their six months they can leave or stay. There is no telling how much they spent to hire this company and as we all know, if they would just pay their nurses what they deserve in the first place they wouldn't be doing without so many nurses. But, who are we? JUST nurses.

:0( :0(

Specializes in Gerontological, cardiac, med-surg, peds.

I repeat.... WE REALLY DO NOT HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS ABUSE ANYMORE!!!!

Specializes in Specializes in L/D, newborn, GYN, LTC, Dialysis.

I'd walk. c-ya

There was an old lady that swallowed a horse, she's dead of course.

Originally posted by VickyRN

LRae, I grew up in the greater Cincinnati area and LOVED Uncle Al. BTW, is your hospital the one who is offering cardiac nurses $30,000 as a sign on???? Sounds like management in this area is chasing all the nurses away, then trying to spend big bucks to get them back. Brilliant, huh????

Glad I don't live there anymore:( :( :(

My advice to you is to go agency. That way you will be working independently and can choose when and where you will work at greatly increased pay (Hey, I just heard of a travel company this past week that is offering nurses $35,000 for six weeks!!!!). We're facing a CRITICAL shortage, folks, and our services are up for the highest bidder... When is management going to wake up. We really DO NOT have to put up with this abuse anymore.

Vicky...hello!...No, the hosp. that offered the ludicrous sign on bonus was either Christ Hospital or University..can't remember...they are both part of the Health Alliance as is Jewish and Fort Hamilton.....l worked for The Fort b4 going where l am now......Guess what?....I was actually on the Uncle Al program when l was about 3 yr....l'm not about to tell you how long that has been..LOL.......Agency nursing has been floating around in my head too...l really hate to give up...l'm going to give it some time, see what happens....they are supposed to pay us to be on call and pay premium rate if you actually come in to work....they definatly should not have FT nurses taking call if they want to keep them....so...l may end up taking that walk...l don't know....LR

Originally posted by Mimi2RN

If I remember right!

I know an old lady who swallowed a fly...perhaps she'll die!

I know an old lady who swallowed a spider...that wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly...I don't know why she swallowed the fly...perhaps she'll die!

I know an old lady who swallowed a bird...how absurd, to swallow a bird.

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider...etc

I know an old lady who swallowed a cat. Fancy that! To swallow a cat!

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird...etc

I know an old lady who swallowed a dog. What a hog! To swallow a dog!

She swallowed a dog to catch the cat....etc

I know an old lady who swallowed a horse. She's dead, of course!

Did I miss any?

Are they paying you to take call? In our dept, if it's slow and you get docked but agree to come in (some people like a paycheck), you still don't get any call pay or anything extra for coming in!

Sounds about right Mimi....check out the link in shygirl's post...it's got the whole ditty.......LR

BadBird I am with you. I am seriously looking into Agency and getting out of the hell hole where Iwork. On call would be the last straw. I'd quit on the spot, new job lined up or not. It is mandatory OT plain and simple. I couldn't agree more l.rae, when the hell are nurses going to stand up and scream I AM NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS CRAPPY TREATMENT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!

By the way, Peter, Paul and Mommy 2 has a live version of that song.

Specializes in correctional, psych, ICU, CCU, ER.

That's why I don't do hospital nursing-hate to keep bragging what a sweet deal I have as a jail nurse, work 7-3 (not 3:30) M-F, all weekends off, if a holiday falls on a weekday, I get it off if I want it off, OT ONLY if I CHOOSE TOO. No call back, no nothing!!! Except great pay, great benefits, and being appreciated by the jailers for what the nurses do. (before they hired nurses, our jailers did all the medication distribution, screanings, etc, ) Need I say more??? Do not put up with it. There's a nursing shortage. You can go anywhere you want to!!

+ Add a Comment