Favorite Quote and It's Origin Please

  1. I have seen some incredibly cleaver qotes on this BB. Could I see them (again) and get some feedback on where they originated?

    I finally got my one I intend to use. I got it from a fortune cookie the other day. Actually, my boyfriend got it but gladly gave it to me because it was more appropriate for me (okay so we switched fortunes). I am four years older then my boyfriend....
    wo hoooooo!

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    Stolen from a fortune cookie ------------> "The secret to staying young is good health, and lying about your age."
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  2. 65 Comments

  3. by   kaycee
    Mine was in an e-mail sent by a friend. I loved it so it's now my signature quote.
  4. by   KC CHICK
    Got mine at a site for quotes....found it surfin' the internet. Can't remember the name of the site.

    By the way, speaking of fortune cookie quotes.....a friend in nursing school taught us that ALL fortune cookie fortunes are MUCH funnier when you add "in bed" to the end of it. Just thought I'd pass that tid-bit along. Enjoy!
  5. by   seven
    hmmm, is this supposed to be a nursing or health specific quote? if so, i'm not sure it qualifies (although maybe it does, the more i think about it...)

    "the larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shoreline of mystery"--Mary Yeates
  6. by   nightingale
    lol......

    KC.... how true...... I love mine with the add on (even more)
    te hee.......

    kaycee.. My former father-in-law used to have a sign in his car that read. Do you mind if I smoke"? answer, " I do not mind if you smoke if you do not mind if I fart!" lol.. his son was VERY gassy!

    I love the quotes!!!! Thanks yall!!!


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    Stolen from a fortune cookie ------------> "The secret to staying young is good health, and lying about your age."


  7. by   Rustyhammer
    If you cross your bridges before you come to them, you have to pay the toll twice.

    And my fortune cookie one...
    You are stronger than you think you are (in bed)
  8. by   Ted
    I really like this quote:
    I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure. . .

    Got it from a recording musician's Bulletin Board.
  9. by   NurseStudentFall01
    No idea where this one came from....

    If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it!
  10. by   nightingale
    lol.. too funny....

    NurseStudent... I have heard a similiar one.. your version is great... I try my best to put on the sunny smile, especially those days where I know my "attitude" is what needs work... so I will
    "borrow" that one!

    efiebke... too cute.. and yes to Rusty!!!

    thanks yall!

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    Stolen from a fortune cookie ------------> "The secret to staying young is good health, and lying about your age."

  11. by   NurseAngie
    I really like this one and I try to think of it when I'm dealing with my children-" An acorn has the power to become a mighty Oak, but it will never become a Redwood no matter how hard you push it".
    ~Ang
  12. by   klhs
    "life is not measured by the number of breaths we take....but by the moments that take our breath away" don't remember where i found it...but it reminds me to slow down and enjoy life... not just live it!!

    "there are 2 options regarding committement...you are either in or out... there is no life in-between" - pat riley
  13. by   Rustyhammer
    If you fart in church, chances are you will be sitting in your own pew.
  14. by   WashYaHands
    "A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others" The Wizard of Oz

    and....

    "Now, be off! before someone drops a house on you too!" Glenda, the good witch in the Wizard of Oz.

    Linda

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