September 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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Attached is an image with a missing caption. Your mission is to provide a caption for it. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

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Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

A Top 8 poll will be available 2 weeks from today. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

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UPDATE:

Congratulations!

and the winner is Esme12 ... the cartoon may be viewed at Therapy for nurses ... Cartoon Contest Winner

Specializes in Behavioral health.

I keep having this wonderful dream that I'm back in nursing school and Leona Helmsley was my clinical professor.

You might need to come up with a whole new psychiatric disorder for this one.....

Do you have ringing in your ears?

YES!!!...well they are call bells...

Specializes in Critical Care, ED, Cath lab, CTPAC,Trauma.

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Well Doctor.......I don't really need therapy I just need a good excuse to lie down.

I hear voices... They keep telling me to "Select all that apply".

All I can think about is hyper, hypo, hyper hypo, hyper, hypo, hyper, hypo.....it's a like a hyper hypo mental shock condition!

It's always the same, doctor. I walk into my laboring patient's room. She's fully dilated and screaming...and then I see it. The interpreter phone. Then I wake up screaming.

People want juice and crackers, juice and crackers...and I'm like "I'm just trying to save your life"

And then the doctor said what is it you do around here again??

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My student told a confused surgeon that our patient had "bell-enditis." I had said "ballenitis" why won't she listen!!!

Between the call lights at work and the kids at home this was the only way I could get some peace and quiet!

"This is my 2nd day of nursing school, my friends called missing persons, and my husband doesn't recognize me anymore."

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