September 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

[Joe V]

Attached is an image with a missing caption. Your mission is to provide a caption for it. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

A Top 8 poll will be available 2 weeks from today. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

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UPDATE:

Congratulations!

and the winner is Esme12 ... the cartoon may be viewed at Therapy for nurses ... Cartoon Contest Winner

[luvjen4jenRN]

"My clinical Instructor told me to give him some Go-Litely so I gave him 3 jugs. Why did it have to say 'litely'?... They called it a Code Brown disaster area and pulled me from the scene"

[Nursemaccs]

"I thought you said you did Breast Reductions!"

[smooshcrickets]

And then my instructor asked me "are they compatible?"

[hdcrwfrd]

So it turns out that 'digital stimulation' has nothing to do with computers.....

[HarrietJohnson]

So,nursing is a frame of mine! Huh!

[RN-Doula]

Someone changed my cellphone tone to match the patient call light ring.

[MichelleDixonMorris]

I'm here on behalf of all of my patient's that need you, but cannot afford to come.

Or

Can I claim your payment on my income taxes as a work-related expense?

[StaceyKarvoski]

"Too MAny Patients...Too Many Call Bells...Too many bedpans...Too many Fall Risks...Too many Bed Alarms...Too Overworked...too many orders...too much blood...too much lifting...Too much gossip...Too much Running...Too many Tests...Too many Meds to pass...Too many IV's Gone bad...Too many Ivac's Beeping...Too many people in Pain...too many things happening..... I'm not Super Human.......yet...I think.......Maybe.............Not ENOUGH T..I..M..E..!"

[Ericagsa]

"I've definitely lost it!!!!! I meet every criteria on the DSM-IV-TR!"

[NCNurse79]

Every time I close my eyes, all I see are call lights mocking an laughing at me! They're evil I tell ya! Help me Doc!

[Calx_Puella]

People just don't understand what it takes to survive nursing school...you try answering questions when all the given answers are correct, but one is MORE correct!!!

[HarrietJohnson]

No,I don't hear voices. I'm just TORBing my orders before this session!