September 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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Attached is an image with a missing caption. Your mission is to provide a caption for it. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

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Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

A Top 8 poll will be available 2 weeks from today. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

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UPDATE:

Congratulations!

and the winner is Esme12 ... the cartoon may be viewed at Therapy for nurses ... Cartoon Contest Winner

So...you want me to give you a detailed description of my typical 12 hour shift?? Buckle up doc, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!!

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And then I realized that no matter what goes wrong, or with whom the fault lies, no matter how many patients I have or how difficult each one is, the blame will always lie with ME!

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Wait, my feet are up, it must be April fools day

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I walked in and it was EVERYWHERE!!! In the bed, under the bed, on the floor, the bedside table, the PHONE CORD!! He even got it on the wall and window!!! I don't get it, he was with it, he should've called. I didn't know where to begin! And the SMELL, oh the SMELL!!!! (True story!)

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I seem to have developed a debilitating fear of hospitals. Every time I try to go to work, I start shaking and fight the urge to run screaming in the other direction!

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NURSE INSANITY - We are all members, admit the truth.

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I'm sorry, Doc...I just needed a valid excuse to get off my feet for a while!

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I have this reoccurring dream where pastel colored teddy bears help me formulate my care plans...

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They told me that my career would be a rainbow of colors. The code colours are blue red white black green orange and brown....there is no brown in rainbows!

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Doc ...while caring for a pt on contact precautions I instinctively tucked my hair behind my ear while still wearing the contaminated gloves...hve not slept since

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Hypochondria huh? ... Oh my gosh I think I have that!!!

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1. "Well hot Dang! Now I'm the patient!"

2. "Chronicles of my nursing nightmare, Dr.. Let me know when to stop."

3. "Before nursing, I was already on the edge. After nursing, I can no longer find the edge"

4. "Nursing pushed me over the edge!"

5. "Well doggone it, you've got a nice view from here!" Said no one EVER!

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