September 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

A Top 8 poll will be available 2 weeks from today. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

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UPDATE:

Congratulations!

and the winner is Esme12 ... the cartoon may be viewed at Therapy for nurses ... Cartoon Contest Winner

Well doctor, the panic attack started when we were being tested on relaxation techniques

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I just learned about therapeutic techniques and now none of my friends or family will speak to me

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Why am I here today doctor? Because I'm a nurse.

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"My husband found me sleepwalking again. Apparently I told him I was hiding from the 'NCLEX monster' while wrapped up in the curtains..."

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Doubting myself all started when I accidentally sat in the doctor's chair

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1. Nurse reflecting: "To me, you're only my doc!To my patients, I'm their maid,housekeeper,nurse etc. What an irony~!"

2. Student Nurse: "Doc, I want to get well...I only need you to take the longest route getting there!"

3.Student Nurse: " Which of my repressed memories do we start with?Patients, doctors or colleagues?"

4. Doc.: "Fret not Nurse. Your malady is of an insanity type...APA to be exact."

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...And then the instructor made me redo my care plan AGAIN!

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.....And then the Doctor said..."Thank you, nurse".....

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Miss Kansas for Miss U.S. pageant: *wakes up instantaneously* WHERE THE HECK IS MY CROWN?!?

Doctor: (thinks to self) Yup, still delusional... *checks box for 5150 hold*

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... And then, the clinical professor said I only had 20 minutes to hang the IV piggyback, and that included calculating the drip rate AND priming the tubing!! I mean, talk about pressure!!...

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"I'm hearing voices in my stethoscope."

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And then she took out he red pen!

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