September 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

[Joe V]

Attached is an image with a missing caption. Your mission is to provide a caption for it. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

A Top 8 poll will be available 2 weeks from today. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

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UPDATE:

Congratulations!

and the winner is Esme12 ... the cartoon may be viewed at Therapy for nurses ... Cartoon Contest Winner

[arkansasbrat2000]

Seriously Doc, every single time I try to pack his anal fissure, he farts right in my face! (Unfortunately this is a true story UGH)

[Jennybrie]

In the dream all the rooms had toilets instead of patients...

[ggtexan30]

"So there I was...taking another exam where I was supposed to choose the correct answer. But, EVERY answer was correct!"

[legette2u]

Oh and let me tell you this.......the dog barks at me and won't let me in my own house !!!!!.....that I pay bills at !!!!! He doesn't know who I am anymore!!!!!...... When I'm not in school, I'm doing group study at the library........ But I'm the one with issues.

[Countrygirl36]

"I am a Nurse doctor" well then Nurse, enough said!

[HeatherPhelps]

So, tell me how does that make you feel?

[SecilyHall]

All that crap I learned in school did nothing to prepare me for life in the ER!

[DianeHess]

I understand that you are stressed out but nursing school doesn't last forever...you eventually become a nurse!

[EricaBridge]

"There was blood everywhere."

[Nursemaccs]

"No one told me to shave before my papp!!!"

[Nursemaccs]

"You're the one who's nuts....I'm not payin' $200 for you to tell me I'm nuts!!"

[patrickpatacsil]

I keep on trying to sleep but all I hear are alarms every time I close my eyes!