March 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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Participate in our March 2013 Caption Contest and win $100!

Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

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Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

After the time period is up, we will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite - March 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

UPDATE: Congratulations!

and the winner is natnat122 ... the cartoon may be viewed at I don't want a male nurse! - Cartoon Contest Winner

Specializes in peri-anesthesia services.

No, I am the nurse and you are the psych patient. Can't you tell the difference from our outfits?

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Specializes in peri-anesthesia services.

Really Dr. you want to order what?

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Specializes in peri-anesthesia services.

As my plastic surgeon you did an amazing job on my breasts. Now why haven't you fixed your own nose I wonder?

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Has anyone ever told you... you look a lot like Beaker from The Muppets?

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Look John, many of the other students have taken care of patients with Noro. You trying to get out of it by wearing white does not cut it. Now get ready to clean up Rm. 632. The call bell has been ringing for 3 minutes. You know what you will find. Go.

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Specializes in Trauma Wannabe.

Just to let you know, that new charge nurse insists we take ALL temps rectally.

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Specializes in Nephrology.

Nurse: Jack where is your medicine?

Jack: I swallowed it!

Nurse: Ok... (Oh no! that was supposed to be SUPPOSITORY!)

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Don't complain to me about wearing white. Once a month I have to wear extra protection because...well...you know.

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"So let me get this straight...You wore all white scrubs, so that the ED staff would think you are a nurse, so you'd be seen faster?" "Sorry, but a stumped toe does not constitute an emergency."

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Specializes in PICU, Sedation/Radiology, PACU.

"It was too expensive to buy new windows so Administration decided to paint all the wall sky blue instead."

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Specializes in ICU.

Enjoy it while it lasts because these scrubs won't be this white soon enough!

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Specializes in Orthopedics, and Home care.

What do your mean? I am smiling

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