March 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

[Joe V]

Participate in our March 2013 Caption Contest and win $100!

Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

After the time period is up, we will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite - March 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

UPDATE: Congratulations!

and the winner is natnat122 ... the cartoon may be viewed at I don't want a male nurse! - Cartoon Contest Winner

[token787]

With these white scrubs we going to bring sexy back!

[token787]

Are those Bugle Boys your wearing?

[token787]

I just checked with Maury Povich on that DNA and Sir, "You Are Not The Father!"

[token787]

Sir, HMO patients take at least 16 hours in outpatient surgery.

[token787]

I see you just finished a double shift, but I forgot to tell you earlier that you wasn't scheduled to work today.

[Sweet charm, ASN, RN]

Yea, white really does show your cellulite

[ComeTogether, LPN]

"Dr. Smith, If we all have to get our flu shot, so do you"!

[Kendel.G]

I know I miss my Betty book scrubs too

[azhiker96, BSN, RN]

That generic laundry bleach you bought is going to cost you $300 in new scrubs for me.

[azhiker96, BSN, RN]

If you're going to wear white you've got to ditch those red striped boxers.

[mariebailey, MSN, RN]

I wear this bright, red lipstick so other disciplines can distinguish me from my fellow nurses wearing the same white uniform. No, you cannot borrow it.

[jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B]

Seriously, Tell them it is tye dye