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I am seeing SO many repeat threads here, so I thought I'd throw in a few words of wisdom.

Question: Is nursing for me?

Answer: No one can answer that but you. As with every job out there, nursing has its pros and cons. To answer concisely, if poop, puke, pee, catheters, blood, ostomy spillage, gaping oozing wounds down to the bone, or pus make you squeamish then the answer is no, nursing is probably not for you. Anything else you're just going have to work out in your head, heart, and your own state laws. We don't know you or your history, and i think I can safely say no one here can read souls to find out your true destiny.

Question: Should I move on from XYZ job?

Answer: No one can answer that but you. If you've given it enough thought to post about it on a nursing forum, you're probably ready to move on. If you're burnt out, exhausted, overworked, underpaid, underbenefitted, your nurse/patient ratio sucks, your managers suck, your coworkers suck, your commute sucks, or any combination of the above, then yes, you're probably ready for a new job. Be forewarned though, you sometimes go from the frying pan to the fire. No matter what field or hospital you move to, you're probably going to find at least one of the above things suck. If they all suck, run, don't walk.

Question: I have XYZ medical problem, advice please?

Answer: The answer is we have no advice. NO MEDICAL ADVICE CAN BE GIVEN HERE. EVER. NO MATTER HOW NICELY YOU ASK OR HOW STRANGE YOUR PROBLEM IS!

Question: What is a day in the life of a nurse like?

Answer: Shadow one in a position you're interested in. Every nursing job is vastly different, even from facility to facility. The only truly good way to experience a day in the life of a nurse is to witness it firsthand. Don't forget your rollerskates.

Question: Can you help me with XYZ nursing assignment?

Answer: Only if it's something you can't look up yourself, like an interview. Being on this forum is usually a way to decompress for nurses, and the last thing we want to do after an 8-12-16-20:uhoh3: hour shift is relive the glory days of nursing school by doing homework.

Question: What should I wear for an interview?

Answer: If we really need to answer this then you may need to go back to either Nursing101 or your professional role transition course. Also, just because it's usually the next question to follow, yes, send the damn thank you card.

Question: Why is XYZ nursing job superior to XYZ nursing job?

Answer: No job is superior to any other job. Nursing is comprised of many different fields, all with its own unique set of challenges, whether it's high nurse/patient ratios or vast amounts of paperwork. Anyone who think their field is harder than someone else's is usually playing the "mine is bigger than yours' game.

Question: What is the difference between an LPN/LVN/RN/NP/PA/MD/DO/PHD/BLAH BLAH BLAH? Followed by, which one should I become?

Answer: Do a search and stop asking this question. Only you can decide what profession is right for you, and you're on a nursing forum so take a wild guess what the majority of the answers are going to be?

Question: Is XYZ out of my scope of practice:

Answer: Check your facility and state policies. Every place is different. What one facility encourages may be completely prohibited by another.

Question: Is it okay that I never get a lunch, don't get paid for my overtime, work short-staffed to a dangerous capacity every shift, my manager treats me like crap, or that I get written up for arbitrary things because my hospital is in the process of converting to a hotel?

Answer: No. See question/answer #2.

Question: Does a new grad belong in the ED/ICU/PACU/OTHER CRITICAL CARE AREA, or is it better to start out in med-surg first?

Answer: You might as well ask if the chicken or the egg came first. It's six to one, half a dozen to the other. You're never going to get a uniform answer on this so just make the choice you feel is best for you and your career.

Question: What's your IQ?

Answer: Really?!

Specializes in PICU, ICU, Hospice, Mgmt, DON.

Well, I am a member of I.N.S.A.N.I.T.Y. and I am very, very pretty. In fact, I am so pretty that all of the other nurses are mean to me. Can I flush your saline lock now?:rolleyes:

Only if your really mean preceptor will allow you to do so....

By the way, while at work the other night, some saline splashed on me. I got the hazardous material spill kit, but will I be fired?

Specializes in Peds/outpatient FP,derm,allergy/private duty.
Who remembers:

Hello to all you nurses! I'm not a nurse or anything in the health care field. But my girlfriend should be going to nursing school soon. I have some questions about her program and what courses she should be taking now because I need to get her to take them. She's not all that interested in asking these questions, that's why I have to ask them for her.

Her mother and I think she would make a good nurse. So I'm investigating this for her. What do you guys think? Do you think she would make a good nurse? What should her next step be?

I do!! I love these, too . . .My daughter is 23 years old. I've done all the research for her and I think she should go for her BSN. I've narrowed it down to 3 schools. My question would be will she come anywhere near an elderly man's genitals as a nurse? Will she have to see them? I can understand that a sheet might fall away accidently but who would normally take care of a situation where she might have to see an an unclothed man? I don't want my daughter to feel uncomfortable in any way. I'm starting her research to be a dental hygienist just in case.

Thank you and please answer right away so I can get these applications sent out. ;)

. . . . .well...i raised my hand in one of these sessions, the one i scored very well in...

BECAUSE, i truly wanted to understand why i got it wrong.

the surrounding students (who knew/saw my grade) looked at me incredulously.

but i seriously wanted to understand why i got a question wrong....

oh nooooo - even your best friend's faces will turn to stone :anbd: You may hear pens tapping against desks as they recall the all nighters studying and were thrilled with their B . . they may even think---.ya know she's a reeally nice girl but . .should she be allowed to live? ;) . At least you were aware of it didn't turn around and say, "what's wrong, you guys???" (in a Reese Witherspoon voice) :lol2: been there done that!-- in time they learned to tolerate me . . .

What Size scrubs should I get? AND how much should I pay for them? Who makes the best?

Well, I am a member of I.N.S.A.N.I.T.Y. and I am very, very pretty. In fact, I am so pretty that all of the other nurses are mean to me. Can I flush your saline lock now?:rolleyes:

I.N.S.A.N.I.T.Y.

Igniferous Narcoleptic Sacralgia of All Nurses.com (posters) Temperative Yapiness:uhoh3:

Being good looking and pretty seem to be contagious in here as of late.:smokin:

Specializes in Trauma Surgery, Nursing Management.

How bout this one:

"Um, like I really enjoy taking care of people and stuff and know that I would make, like the PERFECT nurse coz I am the only girl in my dorm that has Band-aids and stuff. The only thing that I'm like worried about is that I would have to clean up poop and stuff. Like EWWW! I'm like REALLY super pretty and I heard that the stinky poopie smell like get's into your HAIR! Do you guys think that I could just ask one of the nurse helpers to clean it for me? Or do you think I should maybe like, NOT be a nurse, but be a doctor instead? PLEEEEEEEEZE help me coz I have to declare a major tomorrow!"

Specializes in Peds/outpatient FP,derm,allergy/private duty.

Everybody, y'all, ya'll and you-uns :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: so much I think I cracked a rib. No seriously. I think I cracked a rib!! sooo funny!!

Best thread EVER. Period.

i went back to one of my favorite memories of an.

it was a thread about being fashionable.

here is a real honest-to-goodness quote from that thread:

it seems like the other poster(nursebaby) think that all the 26 and up should wear all black,ponytail and wait for death...ok all i got to say dont hate,some of start to look better with age:sleep:

i'm sorry i had to add this because i received hatred from older women in my class (38)...i guess i'm still upset about it,she couldnt stand the idea that i'm skinny and i guess younger...i was maybe not bullied but i received a lot of hurtful statements.

the author of this post has long since been banned and i see no point in drudging up her name, but this post has stayed in my brain for over two years!

it was the snoring emoticon following such an immature comment that scarred me for life. :rolleyes:

anyway, we make our jokes in this thread, but the funniest jokes are based on truth.

btw: my favorite thread of self-righteous indignation was the gum-chewing thread. remember that? nurses who chewed gum were sure to roll it in their dirty hands while drooling :yeah:

Everybody, y'all, ya'll and you-uns :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: so much I think I cracked a rib. No seriously. I think I cracked a rib!! sooo funny!!

Are you seeking medical advice? cuz we can't give it, hang up and dial 911........or press 37432 further assistance:D

Specializes in Peds/outpatient FP,derm,allergy/private duty.
Are you seeking medical advice? cuz we can't give it, hang up and dial 911........or press 37432 further assistance:D

I'm sitting here waiting for my Big Red Ride to pull up and chauffeur me to the hospital. Should I ask them to stop at McDonalds on the way or just make sure my sandwich is ready at the hospital? Gotta finish up my 50 page journal of my symptoms now - I know the doc will not mind reading it !! ;)

Specializes in PICU, ICU, Hospice, Mgmt, DON.
Who remembers:

Hello to all you nurses! I'm not a nurse or anything in the health care field. But my girlfriend should be going to nursing school soon. I have some questions about her program and what courses she should be taking now because I need to get her to take them. She's not all that interested in asking these questions, that's why I have to ask them for her.

Her mother and I think she would make a good nurse. So I'm investigating this for her. What do you guys think? Do you think she would make a good nurse? What should her next step be?

Hey wasn't this one written by Warren Jeffs??????????:eek:

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