You Might be a Nursing student if ...

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You Might be a Nursing student if ...

1. You are not allowed to talk about your day at school at the dinner table.

2. You have what you think is a nightmare, and realize "oh I'm just at clinical.

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3. You have replaced sleep with coffee and red bull.

4. The librarian at school thinks you're a stalker or the guy a the testing center knows your name without looking at your ID.

5. You have no problem discussing sputum and bowel movements at lunch.

6. You find yourself wiping other people's butts more than your own.

7. Your parents reported you missing over a year ago.

8. Your books require wheels.

9. You get excited when someone says there is dressing change or a catheter to be done.

10. You realize that you fall asleep with your nursing text books more than your significant other.

11. Your Christmas list consists of: NCLEX books, Drug flash cards and nursing care plan books.

12. The thought, "what the Heck are you talking about" runs through your head at least once a day.

13. Your friends start wondering if you died.

14You know who Don Gloves and Ted Hose are

15. You get to wear your favorite color: white.

16. The word "care plan" makes you sick to your stomach.

17. You find yourself subconsciously giving your family and friends nursing diagnoses.

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Specializes in Hospice.

LOL. Thanks for a laugh.

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:hpygrp: Hilarious!! I love Don Gloves and Ted Hose one.

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Omg I love love love it.... now let me get back 2 my coffee & red bull!!!

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Specializes in Geriatrics, pediatrics.

How about this?

18. If you've gained 10 pounds (4.5 kg.) in the last 6 months.

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If sometimes when you are bored, you study for the NCLEX on your spring break.

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Specializes in Advanced Practice, surgery.

Guess what,

it doesn't change when you qualify either :D

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That's very funny, remember coffee is not breakfast! :D

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Specializes in Dialysis, Long-term care, Med-Surg.

Funny, Funny!!!!

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I absolutely LOVE #5 and # 9. That is tooo funnnyy and soo true.... Gosh I love nursing... thanks for sharing. :yeah::D:heartbeat:nurse::):typing:lol2:

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If sometimes when you are bored, you study for the NCLEX on your spring break.

well I wasn't studying my my NCLEX-PN on my spring break, but I wes studying for an ATI test on Mental Health Nursing. :yeah::D:nurse:

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Specializes in LTC, Psych, Hospice.

You may be a nurse (or nursing student) if you wash your hands before and after using the bathroom.

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