You Might be a Nursing student if ...

[newbie26]

You Might be a Nursing student if ...

1. You are not allowed to talk about your day at school at the dinner table.

2. You have what you think is a nightmare, and realize "oh I'm just at clinical.

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3. You have replaced sleep with coffee and red bull.

4. The librarian at school thinks you're a stalker or the guy a the testing center knows your name without looking at your ID.

5. You have no problem discussing sputum and bowel movements at lunch.

6. You find yourself wiping other people's butts more than your own.

7. Your parents reported you missing over a year ago.

8. Your books require wheels.

9. You get excited when someone says there is dressing change or a catheter to be done.

10. You realize that you fall asleep with your nursing text books more than your significant other.

11. Your Christmas list consists of: NCLEX books, Drug flash cards and nursing care plan books.

12. The thought, "what the Heck are you talking about" runs through your head at least once a day.

13. Your friends start wondering if you died.

14You know who Don Gloves and Ted Hose are

15. You get to wear your favorite color: white.

16. The word "care plan" makes you sick to your stomach.

17. You find yourself subconsciously giving your family and friends nursing diagnoses.

[TIFANIBAZE,SVN]

And... If You Find Your Additude A Little Out Of Control! Every Little Thing Sets You Off :)

[peridotgirl]

You actually LIKE your meds??? huh most of my fellow classmates do... Nyquil has a cool taste. lol... now that is what I call weird. it's funny through cuz we bet on which med is better tasting (though we don't drink it). anyone else thinks at least one of their meds actually tastes good?

[2010graduate]

You might be a Nursing Student if...

you and a fellow NS are walking down a hall and smell something that would make most people want barf and you say to your fellow NS "Code Brown" and both of you laugh.

I love this topic, thanks for the smiles ( o :