You may not be homebound if....

[itsgr82cre8]

In the last month, I was called by a HHN who told me she had to DC a patient because...

She found the patient dragging her dead goat across a field with plans of performing CPR on it.

So to start this thread(in homage to Jeff Foxworthy)

You may not be home bound if ....

You can drag your dead goat across a field so you can do CPR:redbeathe on it:lol2:

I would love to get keep this thread going...Happy Thanksgiving

[caliotter3]

If you can drag the goat back to the opposite end of the field after you have revived it in your kitchen kept warm by the wood fire you started with the pile of wood you chopped just this morning.

[Isabelle49]

...if you go to work 5 days a week!

[itsgr82cre8]

Great replies...keep it coming

Kathleen[email protected]

[Twink]

...if you "BINGO" before me on Thursday night!

[paddler]

My car gets stuck in the snow in your 1/4 mile driveway and you shoo me out of the car so you can get me out of my rut after shoveling the show away. (After I just discharged you, of course).

[MauraRN]

If I am driving down your street and see you and your friends carrying yet another new wide screen tv.....

[tothepointeLVN, LVN]

If your out there waiting in line at Walmart on Black Friday. Your REALLY not homebound if your the one doing the trampling.

[Sue Damonas, BSN]

If you're bragging about the big win you had at the casino last night.

[KateRN1]

If I see your name published in the newspaper for DUI.

[annaedRN, RN]

you call to arrange visit time and your wife says your are out with your buddies, dont know what you are doing or what time you'll be back.

your neighbor says that you are out car shopping - hoping to bring home a snappy little mazda miata.

[mmgOhioSTNA]

you aids arrive and the note on the door says 'come back later, went for a bike ride'...