Published Nov 22, 2011
itsgr82cre8
2 Posts
In the last month, I was called by a HHN who told me she had to DC a patient because...
She found the patient dragging her dead goat across a field with plans of performing CPR on it.
So to start this thread(in homage to Jeff Foxworthy)
You may not be home bound if ....
You can drag your dead goat across a field so you can do CPR:redbeathe on it:lol2:
I would love to get keep this thread going...Happy Thanksgiving
caliotter3
38,333 Posts
If you can drag the goat back to the opposite end of the field after you have revived it in your kitchen kept warm by the wood fire you started with the pile of wood you chopped just this morning.
Isabelle49
849 Posts
...if you go to work 5 days a week!
Great replies...keep it coming
Kathleen[email protected]
Twink
18 Posts
...if you "BINGO" before me on Thursday night!
paddler
162 Posts
My car gets stuck in the snow in your 1/4 mile driveway and you shoo me out of the car so you can get me out of my rut after shoveling the show away. (After I just discharged you, of course).
MauraRN
526 Posts
If I am driving down your street and see you and your friends carrying yet another new wide screen tv.....
tothepointeLVN, LVN
2,246 Posts
If your out there waiting in line at Walmart on Black Friday. Your REALLY not homebound if your the one doing the trampling.
Sue Damonas, BSN
229 Posts
If you're bragging about the big win you had at the casino last night.
KateRN1
1,191 Posts
If I see your name published in the newspaper for DUI.
annaedRN, RN
519 Posts
you call to arrange visit time and your wife says your are out with your buddies, dont know what you are doing or what time you'll be back.
your neighbor says that you are out car shopping - hoping to bring home a snappy little mazda miata.
mmgOhioSTNA
6 Posts
you aids arrive and the note on the door says 'come back later, went for a bike ride'...