You know you're a nurse when...

Nurses Humor Toon

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As a nurse, we do/say some funny things. Most things are out of habit. Some things we are not even aware of ... until after the fact.

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You know you're a nurse when...

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When people ask you what's the worst thing you've ever seen, you tell them, and then they turn around and stop talking to you.

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You use a blender to make a poop smoothie for nasogastric tube insertion.

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Specializes in cardiac-telemetry, hospice, ICU.

Lunchtime conversation in the break room often contains bowels or their products

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You know you're a CRNA when you look at people in the grocery and think about if they would be a difficult intubation!

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Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

You know you're a nurse when you can hold a pot of coffee and two bottles of water for 12 hours without peeing. It's called nurse's bladder, and the thing is the size of a Winnebago's gas tank!

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And your FULL bladder doesn't tell you until you are limping to the car and taking that first deep breath after a day from hell.

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Oh, I LOVE this one!!! Too Cute!!!

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You don't sterilize your hands. You wash them.

Remember the difference between clean and sterile?

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Specializes in CCU,ICU,ER retired.
Stcroix said:
Lunchtime conversation in the break room often contains bowels or their products

And the non-nurses get up and leave

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Specializes in Programming / Strategist for allnurses.

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You know you're a nurse when...

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