You can't fix stupid!

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However, as nurses I think we want to!

It was one of those days I wanted to pull my hair out.

1. Student came in wheezing. Health history states, "no known health issues." Took 2 hours to track down dad who is a pediatric neurosurgeon! Oh yes, she has asthma. I guess I should call in RX for new inhaler. You think?

2. I stayed late to do some CPR check-offs. Came back to get my purse to leave. Student sitting there, said she had been there 20 minutes. Was sent 15 minutes after my quitting time from drama rehearsal. Clinic was dark with door closed. Hello!!!!

3. Parent came rushing up, pulled her precious out of class because he texted saying his wound (he got stitches 2 days ago) was severely infected. Mom practically pushed another student out of the way to show me his nicely healing area. Ughhhh, ever heard of the phone???? Or getting out of your big denial and admitting your kid will text you anything to get out of class???

4. No, your kid sitting in the clinic giggling and playing with my scale is not a sign of distress and that is why I sent her back to class. Please have coffee with the mom from number 3 and stop hovering over your middle schooler.

5. Throw in a couple of " my mom told me to come to school and if I wasn't better, blah, blah.." And " a piece of paper hit my arm 2 days ago, my teacher says I need ice."

When is Thanksgiving Break?????

The rest of the time they forgot all about their "illness" once they got to school.

I think it partly depends on what the student understands about calling "later." If I have a student come first thing in the morning with "mom said to call if I wasn't feeling better" I always tell them "you haven't even tried yet, you need to try for an hour." That's generally when they get into the swing of class and forget about calling home.

If it's noon or something, then I know either the student actually tried and isn't feeling better, or possibly just knows that mom gets off work at that time, but that's when I call home. At least they got some school that day.

lol! I've had a few of those days recently!

My favorite this week has been: My teacher told me to come down because I was sneezing.

I had the same thing this week!!!!

How about the one I had today with a ponytail holder tangled in her hair...really?! Now I am a beautician?!

Specializes in Emergency.

Ok so my child has been a drama queen from birth and she would basically go to the nurses office for ANYTHING! Most of the time, just to chit chat....she seriously pranced into the principle's office, sat down, and asked him about his day. Finally, I had to threaten her that if she went to the nurse's office ONE MORE TIME........she eventually learned that nurse momma don't play! LOL

Must be that time of year--fixed a boot heel last week for a student too. And I will add--I gave this same student a new pair of tennis shoes one week before grr! And she's in jr high. Old enough to know better--I am not Walmart!

And then today--2 kiddos before home room bell--1st--pants were too loose--tightened the inside elastic ADJUSTABLE waistband and voila! Pants fixed! I'm such a genius! 2nd one--one of his aglets on his shoe string was off and he couldn't put it through the top hole on the left side of his shoe-----I pulled the other string out of that same hole opposite side, tied the shoe and sent him back!

Really! You can't make this stuff up. I am sooooo ready for Thanksgiving break! Or some Prozac :/

Not a school nurse but in high school, I sat in gum. A big wad was stuck to my jeans. I went to the nurse because I trusted her.

So nurses yeah it might be annoying but take it as a compliment too.

Unfortunately, I think some parents do get it....it's a way to have someone take care of their kid for a while and get some sleep............

Sad, but true.

mc3:no:

Yesterday I had a mom ask if I could just diagnose a heart attack (it was gas pain) and another ask if I could diagnose a broken ankle (it was not broken). No I can't - that's why I'm calling you to take them to a dr who has diagnostic equipment.

I don't understand teachers who continually come to the clinic to use my bathroom. Yes, I understand there is only one staff restroom, and it's right next door, so if it's occupied I'm an easy next stop. But 90% of the time, the teachers who want to use the clinic bathroom are teachers who have a bathroom IN THEIR ROOM! Why can't you stink up your own instead of the one with my ONLY water access in it??

Specializes in School Nursing, Public Health Nurse.
I don't understand teachers who continually come to the clinic to use my bathroom. Yes, I understand there is only one staff restroom, and it's right next door, so if it's occupied I'm an easy next stop. But 90% of the time, the teachers who want to use the clinic bathroom are teachers who have a bathroom IN THEIR ROOM! Why can't you stink up your own instead of the one with my ONLY water access in it??

Do you think it would matter if you put a sign on the door saying: "FOR NURSING USE ONLY. NO STAFF OR STUDENTS WITHOUT PERMISSION FROM THE NURSE"?

Well they do ask at least, due to the layout of my clinic they have to walk right past me to get to the bathroom. And most of the time it's not an issue - except for when they stay in there for 5 minutes and I have two kids waiting on water to take their pills, or a bloody mouth I need to rinse out, grab a snotty hand that sanitizer just won't be enough, etc.

Honestly I've started just keeping the bathroom door closed - when they walk by the clinic they assume someone's already in there. But I just don't understand why they don't use their own bathroom, especially when the kids are at lunch or library or whatever.

Specializes in School Nursing, Public Health Nurse.

Teachers are an interesting breed.

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