Word game with post titles

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Specializes in school nurse.

I was looking at the list of general nursing topics and was reminded of a word game we used to play with the newspaper (albeit with a small change).

Link two titles with the words "due to" and see what you can come up with.

Examples:

"New Grad Nurse Quits Nursing" due to "Sociopathic Staff"

or

"Patient's family threatening to report me to BNE" due to "Graphic Gossip".

This is definitely not meant to offend any posters. I just watched the evening news and needed a distraction.

Anyone want to play?

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For those desperately seeking employment: Job offers rapid response

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Should I quit ICU due to dry cracked hands? Should I quit ICU due to anaphylaxis?

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Specializes in Travel, Home Health, Med-Surg.

Terminated due to I am a nurse and I dont like people.

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

"I feel harassed and plan to file a grievance" due to "word game with post titles".

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Specializes in school nurse.
6 hours ago, sevensonnets said:

For those desperately seeking employment: Job offers rapid response

Ah, but penalized one point for no "due to"...

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5 hours ago, Daisy4RN said:

Terminated due to I am a nurse and I dont like people.

Post of the century!

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
2 hours ago, caliotter3 said:

Post of the century!

"Jumping the Gunitis" due to "a post being rated 'post of the century' with 80 more years left in this century"!

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Specializes in Travel, Home Health, Med-Surg.
6 hours ago, Davey Do said:

"Jumping the Gunitis" due to "a post being rated 'post of the century' with 80 more years left in this century"!

Well all I can say to that is:

Trigger Warning! due to I feel like I'm being targeted please help

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I wasted a whole day and a half a tank of gas and four dollars for parking due to ACLS and PALS. Severe itching due to 13 hour shift. Ending the cycle due to 44 days working and not one day off. HOWDY!! I need advice due to manatory OT. All punctuation and spelling gaffes from the original posts. Now can I please get my point back?

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Specializes in school nurse.
4 hours ago, sevensonnets said:

Now can I please get my point back?

Just this once (due to) your eloquent desperation...

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Fired by patient due to not answer call light within the first 30 seconds.

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