Word game with post titles

[Jedrnurse]

I was looking at the list of general nursing topics and was reminded of a word game we used to play with the newspaper (albeit with a small change).

Link two titles with the words "due to" and see what you can come up with.

Examples:

"New Grad Nurse Quits Nursing" due to "Sociopathic Staff"

or

"Patient's family threatening to report me to BNE" due to "Graphic Gossip".

This is definitely not meant to offend any posters. I just watched the evening news and needed a distraction.

Anyone want to play?

[VivaLasViejas, ASN, RN]

Obese nurses due to chocolate therapy.

[CalicoKitty, BSN, MSN, RN]

When Nurses Say the Wrong Thing due to Emergent's Answer